#10) Lifestyle content. "Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned from Wargaming" - advice column. "The Sartorial Grognard" - fashion. "Mostly Meat" - dining. "Intel Report" - topical commentary and gossip on celebrity wargamers and their wacky lives.
#9) Add new link to message dashboard "Show nude replies to your posts."
#7) "AWOOGA" noise whenever somebody important logs on.
#5) "Color of the Day" - to enhance security and NSA bewilderment, a new color will be selected by a ModeratortobeNamedLater at 042hrs GMT each day. The Color of the Day shall be alluded to, hinted about, and rhymed with, but never directly described, named, or rapped.
#3) ZOMG Lazors Pew Pew emoticon.
And the Number One Least Important Feature Request for Grogheads 2014:
>>>Interpretive Dance<<<
Methinks, my duckbilled young friend, that you have hit the eggnogg a bit hard this holiday season ;)
Yes, but we could use a bit more eggnog swilling if people turned up more ideas like that.
Today's secret color is the one I would like to choose if I didn't like my favorite one so well. But somedays I feel guilty it doesn't get enough attention so I secretly like it as my favorite for a day.
And today.
Is.
t.h.a.t.
day.
So how did he hack our software and uncover all of our planned upgrades?!?! So much for the big rollout!
Personally, I don't think "show nude replies to your posts" should be dismissed quite so readily! Well, except for the fact that we're all a bunch of hairy Cro-Mags. Except for Gus, of course.
Quote from: Steelgrave on December 20, 2013, 06:20:23 PM
Well, except for the fact that we're all a bunch of hairy Cro-Mags. Except for Gus, of course.
Don't forget our favorite manscaping 90 Day Wonder!
Quote from: LongBlade on December 20, 2013, 06:22:51 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on December 20, 2013, 06:20:23 PM
Well, except for the fact that we're all a bunch of hairy Cro-Mags. Except for Gus, of course.
Don't forget our favorite manscaping 90 Day Wonder!
I think there's room in #10) for something along those lines: "Knowing Your Terrain," manscaping blog - hopes and dreams, milestones, etc.
We should have a 'Grogon Poetry' contest as well, complete with lumps of putty and armpits.
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 20, 2013, 08:33:41 PM
We should have a 'Grogon Poetry' contest as well, complete with lumps of putty and armpits.
You'll be put out the airlock if you start that sh*t! ;)
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath bitled out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious inner-sphincter. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.
Is it possible to snicker and chuckle at the same time? Because I think I just did. :)
You can see him quoting it in bars can't you..... tequila in hand
Quote from: undercovergeek on December 21, 2013, 04:26:17 AM
You can see him quoting it in bars can't you..... tequila in hand
...and a tube of Aveeno in the other.
Quote from: Martok on December 21, 2013, 03:17:10 AM
Is it possible to snicker and chuckle at the same time? Because I think I just did. :)
you're snuckling? :o
Right after he finished chickering. Both are probably prohibited in Kansas.
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 21, 2013, 09:34:51 AM
Right after he finished chickering. Both are probably prohibited in Kansas.
I heard that 50% of raw chickering contains antibiotic resistant bacteria. :o Kansas is smart.
Quote from: skeptical.platypus on December 21, 2013, 09:57:13 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 21, 2013, 09:34:51 AM
Right after he finished chickering. Both are probably prohibited in Kansas.
I heard that 50% of raw chickering contains antibiotic resistant bacteria. :o Kansas is smart.
So what does Kansas have against snuckling then? It has to be presumed that the adults are consenting if there is only one of them.
What the hell is going on in here?
snuckling
Quote from: Gusington on December 21, 2013, 10:54:01 AM
What the hell is going on in here?
I'm pretty sure the NSA is trying to figure this out, too. The safety of our nation depends on it.
Quote from: Gusington on December 21, 2013, 10:54:01 AM
What the hell is going on in here?
I ask myself that question with almost every thread I visit and/or post in.
Quote from: LongBlade on December 21, 2013, 11:13:18 AM
Quote from: Gusington on December 21, 2013, 10:54:01 AM
What the hell is going on in here?
I'm pretty sure the NSA is trying to figure this out, too. The safety of our nation depends on it.
Our Grogheads codes are uncrackable by any entity, supercomputer-equiped gov't or otherwise, because even
we don't know what the Hel our ramblings actually mean...
Quote from: Gusington on December 21, 2013, 10:54:01 AM
What the hell is going on in here?
We're killing your interpretive dance project. You'll have to find a new way to express your adoration for snow.
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 21, 2013, 12:31:19 PM
Our Grogheads codes are uncrackable by any entity, supercomputer-equiped gov't or otherwise, because even we don't know what the Hel our ramblings actually mean...
In other words, we're the perfect jobs program for government employees with a need for job security. Awesome!
I think I snickered my bandersnatch.
And Arctic's avatar is as awesome as 40C and I want one of those as well.
Quote from: bob48 on December 21, 2013, 04:00:10 PM
I think I snickered my bandersnatch.
Your bandersnatch?
Why, Bob! I didn't know your barn door swung that way!
Quote from: bob48 on December 21, 2013, 04:00:10 PM
I think I snickered my bandersnatch.
And Arctic's avatar is as awesome as 40C and I want one of those as well.
Frumiously?
Twas bryllyg, and ye slythy toves
Did gyre and gymble in ye wabe:
All mimsy were ye borogoves;
And ye mome raths outgrabe
Jabberwocky, is it? I had forgotten that Frumious Bandersnatch emerged from that mad man's ravings. I actually came at FB from a different direction. In one of those information nuggets that gets stuck in your brain, one (or more) member(s) of the band, Journey was (were) in a band called Frumious bandersnatch before Journey was formed. Remembering this is in no way an endorsement of 1) Lewis Carrol, 2) Frumious Bandersnatch or 3) Journey.
Tis well that you got that off your chest, MD.
just remember, you're amongst friends here.
Quote from: MetalDog on December 21, 2013, 04:42:22 PMRemembering this is in no way an endorsement of 1) Lewis Carrol, 2) Frumious Bandersnatch or 3) Journey.
good thing. As much as I've dug some of Journey's older tunes, Neil Schon's recent nuptials have me rethinking the man's sanity.
go look it up yourself. I can't bear to type it
Why? Who'd he marry? Nina Hagen? Bridgitte Nielsen? Honey BooBoo's mom?
EDIT: *Googles the details*
Oh, her. That's not a marriage- that's a lease.
Neal Schon kicked ass with Santana. Even some of Journey's less sappy stuff is good. That's as far as I am willing to go.
I won't ever give up my interpretative dance project. Ever.
Play us the song of our people.
we have a song? I thought it was just a grogorian chant
that was a me to Gus 'our' people.
Always with the violins
Quote from: Gusington on December 21, 2013, 10:24:05 PM
I won't ever give up my interpretative dance project. Ever.
Well, I suppose you can keep working on it, but you're on your own when it comes to props purchases.