Apparently I'm a crime scene investigator.
QuoteYou're a part of the CSI team, and not because of your love of the show. You're a team player who is very detail oriented. You're the person who can walk into a room and know when things have been moved, much to the chagrin of your roommate who wanted to borrow a sweater. Your friends know that if they come to your house, they can eat off the floor if they need to because it's so clean. If there's an event that needs planning, you're the one doing it because you'll think of everything, which puts people at ease. Just remember Grissom: not everything needs to be planned. Sometimes a little spontaneity is what you need. So put down the itinerary and try flying by the seat of your pants, and no, you won't need a backup pair... just in case.
Sounds about right. Except from the borderline neurotic part :)
http://www.investigationdiscovery.com/what-cop-are-you.htm (http://www.investigationdiscovery.com/what-cop-are-you.htm)
Private Investigator :)
QuotePrivate Investigator
You're a P.I. and Doing things on your own is the way you like it because who can do a better job than you? You're a loner, Dottie. A rebel. You like to keep quiet because that's how you get your Intel. You're the person everyone tells their secrets to, whether you like it or not. You keep your ear to the ground and have a honed sense of observation. When it comes down to it, you will find out what's going on no matter what the means are. Your friends look to you for answers, from who's dating Taylor Swift to who's been eating out of your candy stash at work. Just remember Magnum: sometimes being the keeper of secrets will keep you from ever getting close...to anyone. And make sure to steer clear of beautiful women who have husbands with large insurance policies
;D
haha, i have more 'surveillance footage' on my GoPro (even its maybe only wildlife) than selfie action shot ;)
Beat Cop.
QuoteBeing around people makes you feel right at home. You're a beat cop, the person walking the neighborhood, making sure everything is all right and telling tourists where exactly they can find the monument they've been looking for. When a situation arises you're always the first one to offer help. Your easy demeanor and willingness to crack jokes with others makes you someone that always gets invited to all the parties. Just remember Mahoney: make sure that people don't take advantage of your willingness to help and don't let your mouth get you into trouble. You don't always have to drive your friends to the airport or help them move their couch...again. It's okay to speak up and say "not this time."
Guess I'm not cut out for Special Weapons & Tactics. :(
Highway Patrol
QuoteYou love the outdoors, especially when you're going at least 80mph. You're part of the highway patrol responsible for patrolling and maintaining traffic safety as well as many other road related duties. If it's fast, you're on it, your innate sense of adventure makes you able to access situations quickly and course correct at will. Your friends look to you when they want to get their adrenaline pumping whether it be white water rafting or seeing who can spin the fastest in their office chair. Just remember Ponch: if you're going 80mph all the time you'll never be able to enjoy the scenery. You can drive 55(mph).
Okay....... ???
SWAT Team.
QuoteCongratulations! You've been chosen to be a part of the Special Weapons And Tactics team, better known as S.W.A.T. (Some of you are humming the song now, aren't you?) S.W.A.T. teams use military-style light weapons and specialized tactics in high-risk operations that fall outside of the capabilities of regular, uniformed police. You are a thrill-seeking risk taker who acts first, and asks questions later. You're battle-ready, anytime, anywhere and when there's something that needs fighting your friends will always make sure you're there to have their back. Just remember Hondo: sometimes your bull-in-a-China-shop approach may rub people the wrong way. Sometimes it's better to put down your fists (or your battering ram) and use your words!
Funny because IRL 24 years ago, I
almost became a cop. Missed it by the width of my inability to wear contacts. :(
Beat Cop
Crime Scene Investigator 8)
I'm 5 days from retirement and too old for this shit!
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on January 30, 2014, 09:05:33 PM
I'm 5 days from retirement and too old for this shit!
Lol! That's the best possible answer!
I got, PI.
im the Coroner
You like to be alone with your thoughts, and need quiet time to think things through. You're the coroner of course, it's not like you have chatty subjects. When you have the option to go out or stay in Calgon is taking you away to where there's soft music and dim lighting. You prefer the quiet; it soothes you and keeps you grounded. Your friends like to talk things out with you because you're such a good listener and can sometimes pick up on things that might be lying under the surface to help them with their problems. You can give them a swift, accurate assessment of the situation. But remember Cavanaugh: while the dead tell no tales, they're not the greatest conversationalists. Take off the Snuggie and venture out into the daylight with other people once in a while, you probably need the vitamin D.
Cmon the Quincy!!!!!
Coroner though if they had other answers to choose from, ones that I would actually do, I probably would have gotten Barney Fife!
Crime scene investigator.