Talk about a close call.
(It's in Norwegian, but with the option to turn on English captions)
Yikes!!
I'm sorry, sir, but you specifically declined the "struck by a meteorite while skydiving" coverage option. We must therefore decline your insurance claim. ::)
Imagine how the meteorite feels. Flew all this way to find some nice toasty warm atmosphere and some lunatic jumps out of a plane trying to hit it. It's this kind of reception that's going to earn us a bad reputation in the neighborhood. Don't forget, there are planetesimals still out there pissed off about naming conventions.