. . . aka, Most Grogheads Online At Once Day. The day before a friday and Valentine's Day; coincidence, I think not. Is it not uncommon for men to gather nigh among their comrades, so as to gird their loins before battle?
I propose that henceforth, February 13th be Known and Named The Girding of the Loins. If the 15th of March can get some Ides, why can't we?