What's your morning routine?

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

Get up at 5:45am, brush teeth, shave, get dressed. Go to kitchen and get my oatmeal out of the rice cooker that I set the night before.  Eat oatmeal, drink protein and vitamin shake while checking email on the phone.  Throw dishes in the dishwasher.  Grab my lunch that I made the night before from the fridge and hit the road by 6am.  Curse the assholes who drive 10 kph slower than the speed limit and back up the non-HOV lane.  Curse the asshole planners at city hall who still insist on HOV lanes. Drive the 29 km to work in 40 minutes.  Curse the assholes who put the 27 speed bumps on the 2 km road to my workplace.  Curse my failing car suspension.  Get to work. Drink tea or energy drink, start 12 hours of fun.

[Arctic Blast]

Get out of bed, hydrate and peruse freelance writing sites.
Work out.
Smoothie and newspaper time, then back to the computer for awhile.
Shower and everything else.
Go to work.

[Gusington]

Get up 5:30am, drop a deuce, cleanse all my regions, get dressed, pack breakfast and lunch if available, get into car or get picked up by carpool dudes, get to work by 7:15am, weep.

[GDS_Starfury]

Get up 5:30am, drop a deuce, cleanse all my regions, get dressed, pack breakfast and lunch if available, get into car or get picked up by carpool dudes, get to work by 7:15am, log into Grogheads at  7:20, weep.

fixed

[Gusington]

^Thank you.