Canadian Forces developing smartgun

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Shelldrake

February 20, 2015, 12:02:12 PM
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February 20, 2015, 12:04:58 PM
Great looking weapon !

GDS_Starfury

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February 20, 2015, 12:23:21 PM
Meh, they should be developing a navy.
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February 20, 2015, 02:10:42 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 20, 2015, 12:23:21 PM
Meh, they should be developing a navy.

A Space Navy to defend us from the Martian Nazis.
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BanzaiCat

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February 20, 2015, 02:41:59 PM
I don't believe that story for a minute. For one thing, the smart gun doesn't have the word "Sorry!" on it, anywhere.

mirth

#5
February 20, 2015, 02:46:17 PM
It's so smart each around announces itself, "Incoming, eh!".
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Centurion40

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February 20, 2015, 02:47:05 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on February 20, 2015, 02:41:59 PM
I don't believe that story for a minute. For one thing, the smart gun doesn't have the word "Sorry!" on it, anywhere.

That, and there is no snow... or beer.
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mirth

#7
February 20, 2015, 02:52:21 PM
Good point. If said gun were truly smart it would dispense Molson or LaBatt Blue.
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February 20, 2015, 03:16:56 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 20, 2015, 02:52:21 PM
Good point. If said gun were truly smart it would dispense Molson or LaBatt Blue.

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