Best Movie Review Ever

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mirth

#15
August 24, 2012, 12:33:03 PM
Still haven't seen the D&D movie.
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Windigo

#16
August 24, 2012, 12:36:03 PM
Quote from: mirth on August 24, 2012, 12:33:03 PM
Still haven't seen the D&D movie.

not missing much IMO, some are more lenient on it.
It was a massive opportunity to mainstream it and they missed the mark so bad I suspect sabatauge
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mirth

#17
August 24, 2012, 12:47:40 PM
The best part is that there were 2 sequels (one made-for-tv and one direct-to-dvd).

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

braycraig7

#18
September 13, 2012, 04:36:59 AM
True Lies,Its best for actions point of view.Arnold Done superb actions in it originally.

bayonetbrant

#19
August 03, 2015, 02:15:53 PM
just to confirm... I did not write the review up at the top of this thread. I merely cross-posted it before it disappeared into the ether.
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mirth

#20
August 03, 2015, 02:22:26 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Nefaro

#21
August 03, 2015, 02:28:33 PM
Quote from: TheCommandTent on August 24, 2012, 07:53:50 AM

This  =  Brant  --> 


Randy don't play me like some kinda sucka, dawg.  Mauhfahkuz wit guts like dat ain't "off the cheeseburgers".

bayonetbrant

#22
August 03, 2015, 03:02:40 PM
Quote from: mirth on August 03, 2015, 02:22:26 PM
Well looky here - http://www.ew.com/article/2015/08/03/dungeons-dragons-film-franchise-warner-bros

hence my update :)

plus, this thread is linked to the TTRPG group at FB
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#23
August 03, 2015, 04:27:42 PM
I paid to see the first one in a theatre.  I still feel shame to this day.
I saw one of the other ones on DVD while in Japan.  I don't know which it was but a magic user screwed up their teleport spell and died getting stuck in a wall.  That made me happy for some reason.  It was still bad but a million times better than the first film.

bayonetbrant

#24
August 03, 2015, 04:48:03 PM
the third one has some hotness to it, but some bad dialog.  In fairness, it sounds about as good as the dialog around most Friday night game tables.
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