Longblade's Mistress Arrested

[Jarhead0331]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/17/us/florida-womans-weapons/index.html

(CNN)Sheriff's deputies discovered a virtual warehouse of knives, swords, machetes and hatchets inside a house trailer when they arrested a Florida woman, the Hernando County Sheriff's Office said Thursday.

In total, deputies counted 3,714 bladed weapons, sheriff's office spokeswoman Denise Moloney said.

Each room in the trailer had at least 500 weapons, she said. Photos released by the sheriff's department showed swords and knives arranged so densely as to create a wall of weapons. Investigators found no firearms.

Moloney didn't know why Dykema had collected so many bladed weapons. "It looks like she had an obsession with them," she said.

[Bison]

She just took a different tact to being a crazy cat lady.

[BanzaiCat]

If she looks like this, she has my approval.





EESH  :o

More like a low-rent Ripley from Alien 3.

[Sir Slash]

I bet that's not her real hair color. The girls in north Florida are a little short of a full 12 pack. It's usually from lack of proper sleep worrying about those guys from Georgia crossing-over at night. See Georgia still has Sodomy laws and so the guys have to.... well, you know. Also there's no more sheep left in Georgia. But there are some strange looking children running around.

[LongBlade]

Heh. Too bad we don't have photos of those rooms. I cannot image what that house must have looked like. That is one scary chick.

[Ubercat]

If she looks like this, she has my approval.

;D At first, I thought that the signs read Autogroping table.