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besilarius

February 21, 2016, 09:01:40 AM
Scuse me while I kiss this guy  J. Hendrix

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"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

DoctorQuest

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February 21, 2016, 02:07:35 PM
"Return December". Elvis Presley.

Nice find, Bes. A few there I'd never run across before. I needed a good laugh today.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

bob48

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February 21, 2016, 02:57:26 PM
Who remembers a good old one by Desmond Decker..........'Your Ears Are Alight'
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

besilarius

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February 21, 2016, 05:20:39 PM
There's a line in the Beach Boy's Help Me Rhonda.
If you'd had a few pints, it sounded like "owls poopin in my bed."  Got to listen to that again.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Staggerwing

#4
February 21, 2016, 05:27:36 PM
Once after a few too many glasses of wine my ex-wife confided to me that as a teen she thought the Kenny Rogers song 'Lucille' contained this verse:

"You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille, when four hundred children done crapped in the field..."
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bob48

#5
February 21, 2016, 05:30:14 PM
^So poignant. brings a tear to the eye.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Huw the Poo

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February 21, 2016, 07:44:27 PM
I always thought that in the chorus to There Must Be An Angel by Eurhythmics, Annie is singing "must be talking to a mini chair":



Once you hear it, you can't unhear it!
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