Ten More Stand-alone Star Wars Flicks We Want To See

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December 12, 2016, 09:42:54 AM
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mirth

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December 12, 2016, 09:52:45 AM
QuoteConcepcion: Every night, as he lay in his bunk, his body a symphony of pain, Bolvan asked himself, "What was I thinking?" It isn't as if the Empire was going to give him a bonus for saving ammunition. Why hadn't he simply blasted the escape pod into atoms? He couldn't explain it.

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"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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MikeGER

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December 12, 2016, 10:18:04 AM Last Edit: December 12, 2016, 10:27:04 AM by MikeGER
don't forget its Disney!

so its SW meets Toystory 4  "Woodie vs Wookies (puppies)" a CGI movie of course  :hide:


opening scene  ...Bonnie, the little girl from TS3 has grown into a senior female astronaut (inspired by her Buzz Lightyear figurine) on a small commercial prospecting vessel of the B&B Space Mining Ltd (a Jeff Bezos and Richard Benson jointventure) supervising drilling on comets in the Kuiper belt. her parked vessel somehow malfunctions (the dino Rex had its hands in that, later get revealed ;-) ), while she is on the surface with other miners (and heavy space equipment, so she's save - no Gravity movie here) and drift into the void... fade to black ... eons later a beaten up piece of space junk with B&B markings get ransacked by typical StarWars space-pirates low life salvagers ...they carry away a box, ...somehow the box end up on planet Kashyyyk, the box opens when nowbody is looking  ...out jump Woodie and his crew, who Bonnie seems always hast taken for sentiments on her long lonely stints to space...

oh wait , 2017 Hollywood-wize i made some terrible mistakes in the first script proposal ...its all to white, anti islamic and homophobic!

rewrite:
when Bonnie learned that the teenage-father of a black kid from her multi-ethnic kindergarten was shot buy a police officer she donated her toybox to that boy. the boy later discoverd of course he is gay and changed his/her gender into a women, including full surgery, ....grown into a senior genderchanged black muslim astronaut (inspired by her Buzz Lightyear figurine Proph Mohammed ascend to heaven on a horse) on a small commercial prospecting vessel of the B&B Space....   ^-^

-on a nerdy side node
did you know that B B-8 got produced by the far far offspring of that very Bezos&Benson Space Mining firm :o 
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