Greatest Commencement Speech Ever

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mirth

June 08, 2012, 01:51:21 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

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June 08, 2012, 01:56:31 PM
I have not clicked the link. Is it the You Are Not Special speech?
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

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June 08, 2012, 01:57:16 PM
Quote from: Gusington on June 08, 2012, 01:56:31 PM
I have not clicked the link. Is it the You Are Not Special speech?

That's it. It's awesome!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

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June 08, 2012, 01:58:57 PM
A friend of mine sent it to me yesterday, it is truly great. I want to pass it along to everyone on Earth under 30. Because they're all idiots.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

TheCommandTent

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June 08, 2012, 07:28:44 PM
It's a great speech that everyone graduating high school and college should hear.  Unfortunately most of the morons won't be paying attention anyways so the people who need to hear will just be ignoring it.
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Mr. Bigglesworth

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June 09, 2012, 11:19:49 PM
They need a "Now what?" speech.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Smuckatelli

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June 11, 2012, 08:32:25 AM
Great speech, thanks for posting it Mirth.
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