Earthquake in NJ/NY Area

Started by Jarhead0331, April 05, 2024, 09:44:02 AM

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al_infierno

I doubt think God speaks via earthquakes.
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Toonces

I've been through a few earthquakes, although I didn't feel that last one y'all are referring to.

When I was in San Diego a few years ago we had a minor one.  I sorta felt it, and said to my wife, "Did you feel that?  I think it was an earthquake!"  What was cool is when we looked out back, our swimming pool's water wash sloshing all over, like, well, like the earth had given our pool a really good shake.  It was very, very weird.
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jamus34

I'm about 10 miles from the epicenter...


But was in NC at the time. Heard it was pretty wild.
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