Chillin' with Jack

Started by Toonces, November 17, 2013, 11:21:09 PM

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Toonces

Got geared up for a long-distance paddle today and it turns out there was some rideable surf out there.  Had the place to myself for about 3.5 hours. 

I wasn't planning on surfing...I don't usually have all that crap on for a surf session.   ::)

https://vimeo.com/79640934

"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Windigo

Quote from: Toonces on November 17, 2013, 11:21:09 PM
Got geared up for a long-distance paddle today and it turns out there was some rideable surf out there.  Had the place to myself for about 3.5 hours. 

I wasn't planning on surfing...I don't usually have all that crap on for a surf session.   ::)

https://vimeo.com/79640934

WTH???? another one... well at least this is 3 minutes.... you're asking a lot... ::)


that's more my speed these days....

anyone surf that stuff with kayaks??? at least I know my way around those puppies
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Toonces

This one is only two minutes...for the very impatient!

Saturday at a surf spot on the windward side of Oahu...

"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Windigo

Quote from: Toonces on December 08, 2013, 10:24:26 PM
This one is only two minutes...for the very impatient!

Saturday at a surf spot on the windward side of Oahu...



the last three rides looked awesome
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Toonces

I'm not going to lie...that was a seriously fun day.  That spot just can't handle much bigger surf than that.
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

GDS_Starfury

after watching that I dont feel the need to exercise.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Windigo

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 09, 2013, 03:04:53 AM
after watching that I dont feel the need to exercise... my right hand.

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My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

how many times do I have to remind you that Im left handed.

pawf pawf pawf!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Jack Nastyface

If you remove the board and the waves, your body motion is a perfect imitation of my signature dance moves.
Now, the problem is, how to divide five Afghans from three mules and have two Englishmen left over.

Jarhead0331

Toonce. Aren't you afraid of being eaten by a shark?
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Semper Grog
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GDS_Starfury

sharks dont eat Italian.  to much garlic.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Windigo

Quote from: Jack Nastyface on December 09, 2013, 03:54:39 PM
If you remove the board and the waves, your body motion is a perfect imitation of my signature dance moves.

the neandrathal squat and squirm??
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.