Interesting Piece on the Bear

Started by MIGMaster, February 26, 2015, 10:41:04 AM

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Shelldrake

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Staggerwing

Yes indeed. The Soviets designed some remarkable aircraft whose harsh design esthetic often distracted the West from their inherent merits.
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besilarius

The good old Bear.  There are lots of stories to tell about the Cold War and the Bear.  How about this.
In November, 1975 NATO was holding a naval wargame, Ocean Safari 75.  At one point during the exercise my ship, Farragut, was escorting the carrier group.  (A US carrier and the RN Ark Royal)
The watch changeover was coming up in CIC with the oncoming people looking over the existing watch's shoulders, getting the skinny on who was where, what they were doing.
At one point, the Track Supervisor sat up really straight and muttered, 'OH, CHIT!", told the oncoming Sup, "It's yours" and ran out to the bridge and out to the bridge wing.
Not knowing what was happening, the oncoming watchstanders ran after him.  He was looking to the landing path to the american carrier.  The planes coming in to land are pretty low on the approach, maybe a hundred feet or so.
They all looked like little specks in the sky, but one seemed bigger.  Then it got bigger, bigger, and then really big.
A Bear was in the landing pattern and coming in like it planned to land.  Everyone held their breath and at the last moment pulled up.  We thought he might have clipped the large air search radar on top of the carrier's island.
He was just reminding everyone that he was around. 
I'm sure that everyone on the carrier's bridge had an immediate bag of brown scivvy shorts for the laundry.
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Centurion40

Wow.  Too bad there is no video of that!
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mirth

I'm beginning to tihnk when  the B-52 and Bear reach their 100th anniversaries, they'll still be flying operationally.
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Centurion40

Same with the Sea King... at least here in Canada.

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GDS_Starfury

Hell, Canadistan might become states before you retire those Sea Kings.
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mirth

That would be an easy way to massively expand Obamacare :P
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endfire79

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 27, 2015, 11:30:07 AM
Hell, Canadistan might become states before you retire those Sea Kings.

Anything to further develop the backwoods of Floriduh :)
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the regions of Canadistan ARE the backwoods of FloriDuh.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Centurion40

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 27, 2015, 11:30:07 AM
Hell, Canadistan might become states before you retire those Sea Kings.

Call Vegas, what are the odds?
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Centurion40

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 27, 2015, 12:00:45 PM
the regions of Canadistan ARE the backwoods of FloriDuh.

I, for one, would retire there; if we became fully assimilated.
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