Eyeballs? What eyeballs?

[besilarius]

http://disinfo.com/2015/07/wyoming-man-found-with-30-eyeballs-stuffed-up-his-anus/

[Staggerwing]

He must have a crappy view of life...

[bob48]

....and tunnel vision.

[LongBlade]

I'm thinking he's a worshiper of the ancient Greek goddess, Hera.

The peacock (the symbol of pride; her wagon was pulled by peacocks) and the cow (she was also known as Bopis, meaning "cow-eyed", which was later translated as "with big eyes") are her sacred animals.

source: http://www.pantheon.org/articles/h/hera.html

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

He is looking for a way to pass on his new perspective.

[Gusington]

I have now seen everything.

[Nefaro]

I see this thread has gone to shit.



The guy looks like an asshole.

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

Nothing a good wipe can't clean up.

[undercovergeek]

seriously, at what point in the day do you run of shit to do before you think, wait, i know, ill jam eyeballs up my ass

[JasonPratt]

Nothing a good wipe can't clean up.

I didn't see a visual pun in there.

[bob48]

You must have blinked and missed it.

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

You won't sre until those eyeballs reach the light of day. Then they still need a wipe. Probably a good soaping too, despite the resulting red soreness.

Here's mud in your eye. (An old toast)

[Centurion40]

Nothing like getting the ole stink eye.

[LongBlade]

Nothing like getting the ole stink eye.

Gentlemen, we have a winner.