Don't buy furniture in Wales

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besilarius

June 12, 2015, 06:37:50 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Nefaro

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June 12, 2015, 07:28:36 AM
Perhaps a Welsh chupacabra?  :))

Steelgrave

#2
June 12, 2015, 09:45:10 AM
Here we thought bedbugs were the biggest worry with used furniture   8)

LongBlade

#3
June 12, 2015, 10:09:02 AM
Hmmm. Vampire furniture.

Seems reasonably safe as long as no one uses it. Might come in handy if you have pesky house guests.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Nefaro

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June 12, 2015, 04:15:50 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on June 12, 2015, 10:09:02 AM
Hmmm. Vampire furniture.


Bloodthirsty sex chairs a thing now, too?

LongBlade

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June 12, 2015, 06:05:31 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on June 12, 2015, 04:15:50 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on June 12, 2015, 10:09:02 AM
Hmmm. Vampire furniture.


Bloodthirsty sex chairs a thing now, too?

It should be!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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