Dogs eat owner

Started by Mr. Bigglesworth, October 09, 2015, 03:36:36 PM

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Mr. Bigglesworth

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- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Sir Slash

I bet he'll never go off again for 2 weeks and not feed those dogs. Oh, wait he's dead. That's why I have a cat. She would never bother eating anything so pedestrian as me.
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Mr. Bigglesworth

Quote from: Gusington on October 09, 2015, 10:28:11 PM
I can live 10 lifetimes and be happy not ever going to Indonesia.

In Soviet Indonesia, food eats you!  :P
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

LongBlade

He deserved that.

Who leaves their dogs for two weeks and doesn't feed them? I'll bet that isn't the first time they were abused. Dogs don't naturally turn on their owners without cause.
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This article gives me paws.

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