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besilarius

December 28, 2015, 03:59:35 PM
Rodney Dangerfield lives on in spirit.

http://www.thelocal.de/20151228/man-dies-after-blowing-up-condom-machine

Terrorists have no sense of propriety.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Gusington

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December 28, 2015, 06:37:18 PM
I seriously hope that the rumors of Star's death are exaggerated.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

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December 28, 2015, 07:37:12 PM
I lieu of flowers, the family requests you send large, vinyl balloons instead.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

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December 28, 2015, 08:45:22 PM
Small balloons are ok.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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Sir Slash

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December 28, 2015, 10:54:36 PM
Maybe for you. You knew that was coming didn't you?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#5
December 29, 2015, 01:42:14 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MikeGER

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December 29, 2015, 06:54:49 AM Last Edit: December 29, 2015, 07:06:01 AM by MikeGER
to bring some light into that news...
its close to NewYearEve and so fireworks are getting sold and also high-yield non-legal-in-Germany stuff from Poland, Netherlands and Belgium too start to show up again
Young man often like to experimental try the "explosive power" on some sturdy object and also like to bundle and modify the 'cherrybombs'  they got a hand on before the tests (Youtube is full of it)

so its neither terror or theft attempt  ...its all about a very own private Mythbusters episode and a shaky cellular vid to show some colleagues the next day, that has gone terrible wrong

in Germany recently there was a mayor crime series of many blown-up teller machines ...but the criminals (some gangs already sacked) used a gas-mixture not pimped fireworks
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