Israeli citizen 1: Palestinian Terrorist 0

[steve58]

Israel has its own Chuck Norris and his name is Yonatan Azarihab.

A Palestinian terrorist followed Azarihab, who had been collecting money for charity in Petah Tikva, into a wine shop when he began stabbing him in the upper body in a "frenzied attack," according to police.

Despite suffering multiple stab wounds, Azarihab managed to escape the store briefly while the store clerk tried to subdue the terrorist. Azarihab then proceeded to go back to the store, pull the knife out of his neck and stab his attacker with it. The terrorist died, while Azarihab remains in moderate condition, according to The Times of Israel.

Police confirmed that the incident was a terrorist attack.

Here's to wishing Israel's badass of the year a speedy recovery.

[JasonPratt]

Or as the Israelis like to call it, Tuesday.  8)

(Bonus points: actually Tuesday.)

When you live in a country where the next neighbor over launched two missiles this week printed on the side with "Israel must be wiped out" while developing nuclear power, you learn to kick ass with the knife stabbed in your own neck.

[LongBlade]

Bravo!

[Atilla60]

Israel has its own Chuck Norris and his name is Yonatan Azarihab.

A Palestinian terrorist followed Azarihab, who had been collecting money for charity in Petah Tikva, into a wine shop when he began stabbing him in the upper body in a "frenzied attack," according to police.

Despite suffering multiple stab wounds, Azarihab managed to escape the store briefly while the store clerk tried to subdue the terrorist. Azarihab then proceeded to go back to the store, pull the knife out of his neck and stab his attacker with it. The terrorist died, while Azarihab remains in moderate condition, according to The Times of Israel.

Police confirmed that the incident was a terrorist attack.

Here's to wishing Israel's badass of the year a speedy recovery.

Amen to that

[Gusington]

Is the translation of the Israeli's name 'Johnny Badass'?

[Sir Slash]

He qualifies as Zealot in my book.

[Staggerwing]

You don't mess with the Yonatan.

[MikeGER]

the Bear Jew  O0

[JasonPratt]

He qualifies as Zealot in my book.

The good kind.  O0

[Sir Slash]

Indeed. I was in Isreal in 2009 and we saw Masada. I was thinking the Romans soldiers probably said to each other," Do we really HAVE TO go up there"? "I mean they're not bothering anybody on top of that mountain. Why not just leave them alone"?

[Tpek]

It's not just tuesday.
We've been having terror attacks on a daily basis.
On that day there were about 3 (semi-)successful ones.
Another terrorist was neutralized by an acoustic guitar over his head.

However as funny as it sounds sometimes, there were also actual casualties,
including an American citizen.
According to a newspaper I've read he's an Army Vet (although with news' likely ignorance of U.S military structure he might have been in the Marines or anywhere else) from Texas, who managed to survive several tours in Afghanistan and Iraq only to be murdered as a tourist in Israel :(

[Boggit]

Israel has its own Chuck Norris and his name is Yonatan Azarihab.

A Palestinian terrorist followed Azarihab, who had been collecting money for charity in Petah Tikva, into a wine shop when he began stabbing him in the upper body in a "frenzied attack," according to police.

Despite suffering multiple stab wounds, Azarihab managed to escape the store briefly while the store clerk tried to subdue the terrorist. Azarihab then proceeded to go back to the store, pull the knife out of his neck and stab his attacker with it. The terrorist died, while Azarihab remains in moderate condition, according to The Times of Israel.

Police confirmed that the incident was a terrorist attack.

Here's to wishing Israel's badass of the year a speedy recovery.

Amen to that

+1  O0