Pretty sure I'd choose the disease

Started by Marty Ward, May 19, 2016, 03:17:22 PM

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Marty Ward

I'm pretty sure I would not be able to 'take my meds' if this was it.

'Swallowing human faeces will cure disease, NHS say'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/19/swallowing-human-faeces-will-cure-disease-nhs-say/
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

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Sir Slash

Already checked and it's not included under Obamacare. Because Obamacare...... don't cover shit.  :2funny:
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bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#4
All kidding aside,
My son was infected with C. Diff after his bowel resection and it was horrendous. He had constant diarrhea (epic stuff w/ blood and mucus and SMELL) and was in a lot of pain. Luckily he got over it but it took many weeks. If the doctors had offered a pill with medical-grade freeze-dried poop in it I would have given it ASAP.

If I ever suffer the same ailment I hope the 'poop pill inoculation' is already available. After seeing what my son went through I would not hesitate.
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Nefaro

What would be the opposite of telling someone to, "eat shit and die"? 

I think we found it.

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Sir Slash

I'm certainly glad your son made a full recovery Stagger. As a Nurse, we were required to instruct all our patients on what their meds were and what they were for. I think I would've had a hard time selling the Poop Pill Theory to anyone. But if it's successful, does that mean we are all now Dispensing Pharmacies? Mine comes with a distinctive Hot Sauce flavor---- sorry, couldn't resist.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Marty Ward

Quote from: Staggerwing on May 20, 2016, 06:48:42 AM
All kidding aside,
My son was infected with C. Diff after his bowel resection and it was horrendous. He had constant diarrhea (epic stuff w/ blood and mucus and SMELL) and was in a lot of pain. Luckily he got over it but it took many weeks. If the doctors had offered a pill with medical-grade freeze-dried poop in it I would have given it ASAP.

If I ever suffer the same ailment I hope the 'poop pill inoculation' is already available. After seeing what my son went through I would not hesitate.

My wife had c-diff from anti-biotics. She ate a lot of yogurt with probiotics and it helped a lot. I'd eat that until it came out of my ears before I ate poop pills!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Staggerwing

Quote from: Marty Ward on May 20, 2016, 09:45:06 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on May 20, 2016, 06:48:42 AM
All kidding aside,
My son was infected with C. Diff after his bowel resection and it was horrendous. He had constant diarrhea (epic stuff w/ blood and mucus and SMELL) and was in a lot of pain. Luckily he got over it but it took many weeks. If the doctors had offered a pill with medical-grade freeze-dried poop in it I would have given it ASAP.

If I ever suffer the same ailment I hope the 'poop pill inoculation' is already available. After seeing what my son went through I would not hesitate.

My wife had c-diff from anti-biotics. She ate a lot of yogurt with probiotics and it helped a lot. I'd eat that until it came out of my ears before I ate poop pills!

I tried Probiotic pills with him as well. I'm sure it helped but it took a loooooong time to get better.

Quote from: Sir Slash on May 20, 2016, 08:03:23 AM
I'm certainly glad your son made a full recovery Stagger.
Thanks Slash. :)
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Marty Ward

Quote from: Staggerwing on May 20, 2016, 12:06:53 PM


I tried Probiotic pills with him as well. I'm sure it helped but it took a loooooong time to get better.


Oh yeah, there is no 'quick cure' for it.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!