Cracked's Worst Breasts in Video Games

[bayonetbrant]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-14-worst-boobs-in-history-video-games_p1/

The best is their description of Ivy from Soul Calibur

Her chest technically makes Soul Calibur steampunk, because they love zeppelins and other fictional things that would never work in the real world. She wore less clothing with every game up until Soul Calibur IV, which is impressive, because a strip club would have told her first incarnation to leave something to the imagination. Her whip used more material than her fourth costume.

and

They targeted mammaries for profit more explicitly than the dairy industry, and without the health benefits. In their attitude toward women, the fighting game community now ranks somewhere between the Dark Ages and the Dark Ages during a Viking attack.

the others are equally amusing

[Sir Slash]

 I for one would like to be the first here to stick-up for women, real or graphically imagined, that feel the need to bare their breasts while fighting monsters with sharp swords or shooting machine-guns with heavy recoil mechanisms. Ladies, let them be FREE.

[bob48]

LOL - I like sticking up for women.

Oops, sorry. My decorum slipped a bit there.

[Longdan]

I like free range chickens.

[Huw the Poo]

BOOBIES! \o/

[bob48]

^+100

[Yskonyn]

In France they must have some form of Womens League of Freedom, because there is a fairly large area of Air Traffic Control that goes by the callsign of Brest Control.
You talk to a female more often than a male here.
I forgive the Frech for the typo.

[bob48]

^LOL - I must look for that next time on on FSX!