Beast Boxing Turbo

[FrontierCybrarian]

Since some members participated in the Grogheads Title Bout Boxing , now how about a little ACTION Boxing in this Steam Game:


BEAST BOXING TURBO for $4.99

Well worth it. It has many more moves and control than in NES Punchout.

In Beast Boxing you can select your difficulty level, gear, distribution of skills, training, etc. You even have a trainer providing worthwhile instruction before and during the fight.

The punch selection, defense and movement is controlled with keyboard (x,z. arrows up/down/left right). A joystick can even be used although I didn't try it but it seems quite logical and perhaps in theory even better than the keyboard.

I have slow, old, and bad hands but even I could give the beasts, skeletons, and monsters a whuppin so far (won the championship in Bush League). Now on to the harder schedule.

Try it for yourself! Can't beat the price. I have dsl and it only took about 45 minutes to download.

[jomni]

Nice animation.  I like it.

[Nefaro]

Do we get to punch baby kittens and puppies?

[FrontierCybrarian]

Do we get to punch baby kittens and puppies?

Nefaro, so far the "beasts" have been big, evil, devilish, horrible, wicked, ugly, mean, and threatening. So how on earth could baby kittens and puppies be included in the game?

There are animal cruelty laws for hurting our precious and defenseless domesticated creatures. There are even established game laws for the non-domesticated critters. Even wantonly killing a non-threatening rattlesnake in our state would result in a $150 fine.

BUT...to make a long story longer Nefaro, if you psychologically feel the need to punch cats n pups for sanity sake then I hope there are feral, diseased, ferocious, and un-spayed/un-neutered animals later on in the game you can battle. But remember, the prize for defeating them is the future inheritance of their offspring. STILL WANT TO PUNCH BABY KITTENS AND PUPPIES?

[Nefaro]

STILL WANT TO PUNCH BABY KITTENS AND PUPPIES?

Is this a trick question?   OF COURSE I DO!!


Also: humans taste like candy.

[FrontierCybrarian]

Nefaro, you're certainly a good sport to put up with cat got the tongue in the cheek and raining kittens and pups reply.

PUNCH ON BROTHER!