Hitler Sitcom Pilot (No Joke)

Started by Ian C, May 14, 2014, 05:54:28 AM

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GDS_Starfury

well we shouldnt have to Raeder names with these Students of history!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

why it's the very Model of punnery.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

Bah, Hamburg.

You Maus be joking.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

No need to be Rudel about it.

Now that the obligitory pun for this post is out of the way, it's funny that this Hitler-in-comedy thing has been done many times before. This is a classic Monty Python piece showcasing "Mr. Hilter" and his chums. I think it's hilarious on its own merit, but what's funnier is that you can virtually hear the uncomfortable coming off their audience with some of the lines...


Ian C

My thread has been Punjacked again (Hitler Dog previously).

Is this a trend around heer or am I just not raeding it reich?

Gusington

^Well done x 3. Let us not forget Hitler on Ice.
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BanzaiCat

Weimar work sits here awaiting my attention, you guys Prussia me into having to come up with more verdammt puns!

bob48

Yep, we'll Milch it for all its worth.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

Too many puns is pretty Bormann, though, if it's done too often. This kind of punnery Hess pretty awful.

Staggerwing

There's plenty of Rohm for more puns, no need to shove and putsch.
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