Hilarious Reviews of Crusader Kings 2

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RooksBailey

June 06, 2014, 12:09:23 AM
VG24/7 has a very funny article on some of the gamer reviews of CK2.  Two of my favorites:



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You can read the whole thing here:  http://www.vg247.com/2014/06/04/incest-murder-eugenics-syphillis-crusader-kings-2-reviews/

Quote"I force vassals I don't like to marry old inbred people" and other terrific Crusader Kings 2 reviews
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Martok

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June 06, 2014, 03:37:14 AM
LOL!!! 

Those are great!  Thanks for sharing, RB. 
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jomni

#3
June 06, 2014, 04:10:52 AM
Nice. :D

TheCommandTent

#4
June 06, 2014, 05:33:17 AM
Now that's some funny stuff right there.
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mikeck

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June 06, 2014, 07:29:18 AM Last Edit: June 06, 2014, 09:15:52 PM by mikeck
I used to marry off court members to their own family members and do the same for their kids to see of I could breed horrible mongoloid devil worshipping mouth breather through generations of incest. Got a few
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Boggit

#6
June 06, 2014, 08:22:25 AM
ROFL! ;D
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CFoxRun

#7
June 06, 2014, 08:58:04 PM
That was great.  I haven't laughed so hard for quite a while.  Good therapy.  Thanks Mikeck.

Toonces

#8
June 06, 2014, 09:25:04 PM
 :D
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bayonetbrant

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June 06, 2014, 09:25:41 PM
Quote from: mikeck on June 06, 2014, 07:29:18 AMto see of I could breed horrible mongoloid devil worshipping mouth breather through generations of incest.

Mirth, Gus, Star...  who else?   :crazy2:
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JasonPratt

#10
June 08, 2014, 09:05:40 AM
Jesus. 1950+ hours.  :o
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June 09, 2014, 03:56:00 PM
And one above him had 2900 hours
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