Jarhead...I HAVE to know!

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skeptical.platypus

#30
June 11, 2014, 01:20:01 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on June 10, 2014, 01:27:41 PM
It's funny, I keep thinking if I ever meet any of you in person, I'm going to be disappointed you don't look like your avatars.

Jarhead, not looking like a psychopath wielding sharp blades at the beach or on a boat somewhere.

Star, without a murderous/borderline pedo grin and a red mohawk to boot.

Sir Slash, not looking like a pug, or not wearing a pug t-shirt at least.

Ubercat, without his ears pinned back and a perpetual "WTF is that" look on his face.

Mirth, for not looking like Bill Murray in the slightest.

Bawb, for not wearing a full suit of armor.

Gus, not looking like he's just stuck his unmentionables in a light socket, causing his red hair to stick straight up on end and having a facial expression that somehow measures both unmitigated pleasure and complete shock that he's a dead man now.

...and so on.

Does this mean the special can of tunafish I keep around in case we meet isn't a good idea? What about the laser pointer that flashes the Rising Sun?  :coolsmiley:
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sandman2575

#31
June 11, 2014, 01:20:48 PM
...this is one of the odder threads to appear on these forums in some time.

that is all.  carry on.  8)

skeptical.platypus

#32
June 11, 2014, 01:21:45 PM
Quote from: sandman2575 on June 11, 2014, 01:20:48 PM
...this is one of the odder threads to appear on these forums in some time.

that is all.  carry on.  8)

I like your shades.  :))
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Gusington

#33
June 11, 2014, 06:44:13 PM
Clearly Sandman has not been paying close attention. Good man!
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sandman2575

#34
June 11, 2014, 07:32:52 PM

Perhaps that's true.  Now that I think about it, there have been plenty of odd threads on this forum. 

:idiot2:

skeptical.platypus

#35
June 11, 2014, 07:58:28 PM
Quote from: sandman2575 on June 11, 2014, 07:32:52 PM

Perhaps that's true.  Now that I think about it, there have been plenty of odd threads on this forum. 

:idiot2:

Odd is in the eye of the beholder. That it didn't catch your eye merely means you are home.  O0
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Sir Slash

#36
June 11, 2014, 10:12:40 PM
Odder than Pug Farts? I'm going to have to try harder.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#37
June 11, 2014, 10:53:24 PM
pug farts have nothing on MMORPG midget porn.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#38
June 11, 2014, 10:54:14 PM
especially at 5:25 - 6:13 when you see Gus.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#39
June 12, 2014, 07:10:27 AM
That's 5:25 to 26:13...a good fluffer makes all the difference.
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mirth

#40
June 12, 2014, 07:30:02 AM
^Thanks. I try to do a good job.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#41
June 12, 2014, 09:40:10 AM
Fluffing and Midget Porn. I think we're almost there.
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BanzaiCat

#42
June 12, 2014, 10:18:45 AM
That's about the size of it.

Gusington

#43
June 12, 2014, 01:22:08 PM
No it's not...this is.
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bob48

#44
June 12, 2014, 01:26:27 PM
For all that's holy - put it away, Gus, or you'll start the dogs farting again.
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