Secret Service Scandal

[Bison]

So the moral of the story is that Gus didn't get laid, but the payment of having a glass rod shoved into his schlomo paid off a few years later. 

[Bison]

And this thread has nothing to do with the Secret Service anymore.

[Gusington]

You know I guess I don't know if there's a moral to that story at all. Hey wait, there is...nice guys finish last. What I should have done is thrown that girl to the curb and gotten someone else to get laid with at 16 instead of 18. Oh well I loved her at the time and had fun with her chest ponies. My work is done here.

[Barthheart]

.....
fun with her chest ponies.....

Chest ponies?!?  :o

You mean sweater puppies.  8)

[Bison]

.....
fun with her chest ponies.....

Chest ponies?!?  :o

You mean sweater puppies.  8)

Haha.  Yeah what the hell is that Gus?  Chest ponies.

[Gusington]

It's my damned story. And she was like a 38DDD. They were not pups.

[Barthheart]

It's my damned story. And she was like a 38DDD. They were not pups.

LOL.....

[Gusington]

Yeah they were great. And tan, did I mention tan? Now I miss her.

[Bison]

Meh.  They are most likely saggy, shrivelled and liver spot cover now. 

[Gusington]

^That's a cherished memory of youth man! COME ON

[Barthheart]

Yeah Bison, don't harsh on a man's first!

[Bison]

Oh right, close your eyes and think back to the sweet, sweet sweater utters.

[Gusington]

Thank you. You made me all teary eyed. If there's a heaven I hope to enter it by walking in between those sweater udders when it's my time.

[Bison]

I was reflecting on one of my firsts the other day.  Then I realized she turned out to be a raging psycho lunatic, who's one redeeming quality was a set of nice tatas.  So ended that day dream.

[Gusington]

I was just having this exact conversation with a co worker just a few hours ago. We agreed that psycho can be good as long as the chick is hot. Psycho + not hot = only psycho. Not good.