Any Scottish here?

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BanzaiCat

#60
September 08, 2014, 06:45:03 AM
Why are bovines so fragile in Scotland?



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Because they're Glasgow.

:D

bob48

#61
September 16, 2014, 05:02:24 PM
You're just trying to milk this for all its worth......
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#62
September 16, 2014, 06:07:12 PM
Haven't we done cows on one of these threads?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#63
September 16, 2014, 06:12:13 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 16, 2014, 06:07:12 PM
Haven't we done cows on one of these threads?

Moore than once
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#64
September 16, 2014, 06:14:54 PM
So I herd.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#65
September 16, 2014, 06:31:34 PM
Must've been that udder thread.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

#66
September 16, 2014, 07:28:44 PM
A greener pasture.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#67
September 16, 2014, 07:32:55 PM
May it teats you a lesson
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

endfire79

#68
September 16, 2014, 07:33:12 PM
careful, that's grounds enough to get you kilt.
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

BanzaiCat

#69
September 16, 2014, 08:02:59 PM
Too bad, because puns really MOOve me.

LongBlade

#70
September 16, 2014, 08:41:37 PM
You guys are milking this pun thing for all it's worth.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#71
September 16, 2014, 08:43:30 PM
It beHOOFs us to do so.

bayonetbrant

#72
September 16, 2014, 09:18:03 PM
and there's nowhere to hide when we starting horning in on a thread with the awful puns
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

JudgeDredd

#73
September 17, 2014, 12:21:23 AM
What's with the 5 page stampede of puns in here?
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

GDS_Starfury

#74
September 17, 2014, 12:25:58 AM
we've been fairly heavy with them lately.
to much might have kilt MD.
its a fine balance.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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