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bayonetbrant

#390
May 03, 2015, 11:08:47 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#391
May 03, 2015, 11:59:42 AM
Boooo!  Booooooo!!!! 
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#392
May 03, 2015, 12:11:25 PM
Clucking cluck the clucking cluckers!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#393
May 03, 2015, 12:45:57 PM
That really layed an egg.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#394
May 03, 2015, 12:46:59 PM
Yolk-ay, but I did try...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#395
May 03, 2015, 12:53:59 PM
That's nothing to crow about.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek

#396
May 03, 2015, 01:09:56 PM


you can do puns

BUT THERELL BE NO MORE FUCKING CHICKEN PUNS, ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND FKNG ON!!!!!!  :uglystupid2:

mirth

#397
May 03, 2015, 01:13:11 PM
Stop pecking on us!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#398
May 03, 2015, 01:14:28 PM
Nice job with the Wonder Woman meme, btw. Linda Carter was one hot chick.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek

#399
May 03, 2015, 01:22:31 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 03, 2015, 01:14:28 PM
Nice job with the Wonder Woman meme, btw. Linda Carter was one hot chick.

needs more bewbs

mirth

#400
May 03, 2015, 01:28:43 PM
Everything does.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek

#401
May 03, 2015, 01:32:27 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 03, 2015, 01:28:43 PM
Everything does.

wise words  : 8)

bayonetbrant

#402
May 04, 2015, 05:17:18 AM
My password used to be the word "fortnight" but it was too week....
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#403
May 04, 2015, 06:17:29 AM

GDS_Starfury

#404
May 05, 2015, 11:35:46 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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