One for Metal Dog

[MetalDog]

One of these years, I am coming to Origins and putting mashed potatoes in all of your shoes.  Then you'll have a reason to think you are funny :P

[besilarius]

In the Black Forest of Germany, there lived an old clockmaker.  He had made and repaired clocks for all of his life and his reputation was outstanding.
One day one of the famous Krupp family came to his shop.  He had a very ancient, beautiful clock.  When it struck the hours, windows on the front opened, figures smiled out of them and ducked away.
The watchmaker was impressed and asked how he could be of help.
"Ach.  The clock is vonderful, but is flawed.  Instead of going tick-tock, tick-tock, it only goes tick-tick-tick.  Can you save it, Herr Clockmaker?"
"Ach so.  This is simple, leave it mit mir tonight and by morning it vill sound correctly."
The overjoyed factory owner left and the clockmaker took the errant timepiece down to his basement.  There he set up tools next to the clock.  Sharp tools.  And he lit a bunsen burner.
Then he stared at the clock and said, "Ve haf vays to make you...tock."

[MetalDog]

Sounds like mashed potatoes for you, too, Bes!!!

[LongBlade]

In the Black Forest of Germany, there lived an old clockmaker.  He had made and repaired clocks for all of his life and his reputation was outstanding.
One day one of the famous Krupp family came to his shop.  He had a very ancient, beautiful clock.  When it struck the hours, windows on the front opened, figures smiled out of them and ducked away.
The watchmaker was impressed and asked how he could be of help.
"Ach.  The clock is vonderful, but is flawed.  Instead of going tick-tock, tick-tock, it only goes tick-tick-tick.  Can you save it, Herr Clockmaker?"
"Ach so.  This is simple, leave it mit mir tonight and by morning it vill sound correctly."
The overjoyed factory owner left and the clockmaker took the errant timepiece down to his basement.  There he set up tools next to the clock.  Sharp tools.  And he lit a bunsen burner.
Then he stared at the clock and said, "Ve haf vays to make you...tock."

Excellent!

[JasonPratt]

One of these years, I am coming to Origins and putting mashed potatoes in all of your shoes.  Then you'll have a reason to think you are funny :P

[bayonetbrant]

One of these years, I am coming to Origins and putting mashed potatoes in all of your shoes.

one potato
shoe potato
three potato
four

[BanzaiCat]

I, for one, find potato puns apeeling.

MD, don't skin us alive for that.

Taters gonna tate, and all that.

[Airborne Rifles]

Maybe we should try to understand how irri-Tate-ing this is for MD.

[bayonetbrant]

just keep an eye out to make sure you don't make a hash of all the puns

[bob48]

Or we might have to call for MASH.

[GDS_Starfury]

Are you people baked?

[bayonetbrant]

these puns have got to be gratin on MD's nerves

[JasonPratt]

I yam pretty sure by night he'll be shading us. He'd rake us like the ponces we are, for days an' days.

But I'd'a hope my more subtle visual pun, chipped in, would be acceptable to peruse.

[undercovergeek]

At the great grog meeting where we all get together I know I'm going to enter the room and just find MD standing on a pile of all your bodies

I will hug him and we will drink

[bob48]

Well, when the chips are down........