Beelzebub's first day at school

Started by MetalDog, October 30, 2014, 06:31:50 PM

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GDS_Starfury

its to bad were probably making MD a little cross.  at least he wont crucify us over it.  O:-)
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Quote from: LongBlade on October 30, 2014, 07:59:30 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
I think the point they're trying to make is that if you're going to try to sneak one religion into the school, be prepared for every other religion to follow - even (especially!) the ones you don't like.  Don't want kids bringing that home?  Don't try to insist on prayer in the schools...

The way I learned this stuff in school is to turn it around.

If you want a Christian prayer over the PA system, see if you'd like it if they did it for Islam. Or Satan, in this case. If you don't think you'd like that, it's probably not a good idea.
How about Judaism?  :P 

For that matter, I've always kinda wondered how American Jews feel about this subject.  Is Christianity close enough to their beliefs that they're more-or-less okay with it?  Or do they secretly think it's a Really Bad Idea (but are generally too polite to say something)?  Or something else entirely?  Are their opinions as divided as the rest of the public? 




Quote from: bob48 on October 31, 2014, 10:56:03 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 07:50:47 PM
after a long talk with Bawb we're decided to make MD our first Saint in the Church of Punnery. 

He mitre get upset with that.
Wow, it actually took 20 posts before this thread saw its first real pun.  You guys are slipping. 

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GDS_Starfury

myself and just about every American Jew I know think that there should be no religion in public schools.  thats what Sunday school is for.
and we only let the puns slip so far to give MD's question a bit of serious consideration.
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Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
I think the point they're trying to make is that if you're going to try to sneak one religion into the school, be prepared for every other religion to follow - even (especially!) the ones you don't like.  Don't want kids bringing that home?  Don't try to insist on prayer in the schools...

+100

..and from what I can tell, the "Satanists" are being kind of tongue in cheek. Sort of like "worshipers" of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Though the latter two are focused more on trying to demonstrate the absurdity of religion in general.
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Ubercat

Quote from: LongBlade on October 30, 2014, 07:59:30 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
I think the point they're trying to make is that if you're going to try to sneak one religion into the school, be prepared for every other religion to follow - even (especially!) the ones you don't like.  Don't want kids bringing that home?  Don't try to insist on prayer in the schools...

The way I learned this stuff in school is to turn it around.

If you want a Christian prayer over the PA system, see if you'd like it if they did it for Islam. Or Satan, in this case. If you don't think you'd like that, it's probably not a good idea.

+100,000,000
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

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bboyer66

Quote from: LongBlade on October 30, 2014, 07:59:30 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
I think the point they're trying to make is that if you're going to try to sneak one religion into the school, be prepared for every other religion to follow - even (especially!) the ones you don't like.  Don't want kids bringing that home?  Don't try to insist on prayer in the schools...

The way I learned this stuff in school is to turn it around.

If you want a Christian prayer over the PA system, see if you'd like it if they did it for Islam. Or Satan, in this case. If you don't think you'd like that, it's probably not a good idea.

Very well put

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