Why Aquaman Rocks

[LongBlade]

Now, now...remember, there's worse than Aquaman.

For example...Aqualad.

That begs the question; how can there be an Aqualad when Aquaman has never been with a woman?

Also, has anyone noticed that this website's spell check doesn't recognize 'Aquaman'?

Even the website knows Aquaman is incorrect.

Now you guys are just being obtuse.

[BanzaiCat]

^ A tranny. The only logical explanation.

[LongBlade]

Actually, Mera is very much a woman and quite the hottie.

You guys are really starting to show some ignorance on this topic. If I didn't know you guys better, I'd say you're being deliberately contrary.  ^-^

[BanzaiCat]

Goodness. Why, I never.

[JasonPratt]

In this case the intentional intransigence is also rather tasteless: Aquaman was the first DC superhero to marry, have a son, and then have his baby son killed by a supervillain. And that was back in the 70s.

It was later retconned (though still in an insanely tragic way, though in an insanely tragic way that did allow everyone to get better later), and Jr. took over as Aquaman for a while before being killed again (if I recall correctly -- I had stopped reading around that time, as Peter David had just left the series and I didn't care for the stunt of having Jr take over so "Aquaman" could have both hands again and look "like he used to", and the writing tanked back to mediocre.)

[BanzaiCat]

Iron Man lost me in a similar manner, when young Tony from another dimension took over - I just thought WTF and gave up on it.

[Hot lead and dirty talk!]

In this case the intentional intransigence is also rather tasteless: Aquaman was the first DC superhero to marry, have a son, and then have his baby son killed by a supervillain. And that was back in the 70s.

Bruce Jenner was also married and had kids!

[Arctic Blast]

Mera is just a beard. The truth is a bit different.

[GDS_Starfury]

and a pulled boner surprises anyone considering LB's Aveeno addiction?

[bayonetbrant]

A Timeline Of Upcoming Superhero Movies

Aquaman (July 2018): In the first movie of the franchise, Aquaman watches helplessly from the Atlantic Ocean as extraterrestrials attack Nebraska.

[BanzaiCat]

This is about the coolest Aquaman has ever been:

[LongBlade]

Keep typin', boys.

[BanzaiCat]

If you're into wimmin parts reeking of fish, sure, I guess that would be hot to you.

[Gusington]

That is fantastic!

[LongBlade]

That is fantastic!

I know. Those mermaids are hawt.