O Captain, My Captain!

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bayonetbrant

January 03, 2015, 07:50:40 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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GDS_Starfury

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January 03, 2015, 07:55:28 PM
Captain Harlock should be waaaaay in the upper right.
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Capn Darwin

#2
January 03, 2015, 07:59:35 PM
Captain Planet should be hitting more Dorky points, Picard underrated in ass kicking (he was a Borg and took out most of Starfleet), and where the hell is Cap'n Darwin in the upper right of this plot.  :2funny:
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bayonetbrant

#3
January 03, 2015, 08:02:57 PM
Quote from: Capn Darwin on January 03, 2015, 07:59:35 PMwhere the hell is Cap'n Darwin in the upper right of this plot.  :2funny:

uh...  upper left you mean?  ;)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bbmike

#4
January 03, 2015, 08:07:03 PM
Pfffft. Best captain? Kirk. Period.
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GDS_Starfury

#5
January 03, 2015, 09:08:30 PM
what about Captain Stubbing?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Cyrano

#6
January 03, 2015, 09:17:11 PM
Oh, heavens!

Stubing....Merrill Stubing.

Although Stubbing might be fun.

And no chart that ignores Hornblower can be valid.

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GDS_Starfury

#7
January 03, 2015, 09:31:12 PM
or the Captain of the SS Minnow
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#8
January 03, 2015, 09:58:18 PM
He wasn't Captain, he was Skipper
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GDS_Starfury

#9
January 03, 2015, 10:02:32 PM
Captain Phillips
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Cyrano

#10
January 03, 2015, 10:06:40 PM
Capt. Jonas Grumby...lest we forget...

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You didn't know? My Corps has already sailed to Berlin. We got there 3 days ago and we've been in the Tiergarten on the piss ever since. -- Marshal Soult, October 1806

GDS_Starfury

#11
January 03, 2015, 10:10:26 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Silent Disapproval Robot

#12
January 03, 2015, 10:10:45 PM
Captain Stabbin'

Greybriar

#13
January 03, 2015, 10:11:21 PM
Regardless of how good a PC game may be it will always have its detractors and no matter how bad a PC game may be it will always have its fans.

Cyrano

#14
January 03, 2015, 10:15:07 PM
Captain Ahab Lincoln?

And, it occurs to me, Capt. Ahab would be just a bit up and to the left of Capt. Morgan...

Best,

Jim
"Cyrano"
:/7)
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You didn't know? My Corps has already sailed to Berlin. We got there 3 days ago and we've been in the Tiergarten on the piss ever since. -- Marshal Soult, October 1806
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