O Captain, My Captain!

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bayonetbrant

Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on January 03, 2015, 10:10:45 PM
Captain Stabbin'

I was curious how long it would take for someone to get there...  Thought it would be Star or Mirth tho
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All you S. Clay Wilson fans out there... don't forget about Captain Pissgums.
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Quote from: Cyrano on January 03, 2015, 10:15:07 PM
Captain Ahab Lincoln?

And, it occurs to me, Capt. Ahab would be just a bit up and to the left of Capt. Morgan...

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Are you kidding me? Captain Morgan marched 1500 men through hellish jungle to capture Panama, loot it, then turn around a couple of years later and sack Maracaibo.

He is better classified as a privateer than a pirate, but he was one of the most successful of either class, retiring rich, making his men relatively wealthy, being knighted for his efforts and ultimately made governor of Jamaica.

As for Picard, he couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag until he joined the Borg. That says a whole lot more for the Borg than it does for Picard.

A less well-known Captain, Mackenzie Calhoun, of Star Trek is definitely worthy of the upper right quadrant of that graph. He led a planetary rebellion...with a sword.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

LB - I think the graph creators only know Captain Morgan as a rum company mascot, and not the historical figure.  If your only knowledge of the name is a dude in a commercial, then the placement is probably about right.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

undercovergeek

Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 04, 2015, 10:06:16 AM
LB - I think the graph creators only know Captain Morgan as a rum company mascot, and not the historical figure.  If your only knowledge of the name is a dude in a commercial, then the placement is probably about right.

aaaaaaaand thats where i was until Greybriar

besilarius

One of those mad Englishmen, like Roberty Scott in Antarctica or TE Lawrence in the desert, E.R.G.R. Evans should be on any list of captains.
During Scott's doomed race to the Pole (the Norwegian Roald Amundsen;s team won), Scott was sent back to base camp for becoming ill from scurvy.  (seal liver was rich in vitamin C and was a necessary part of the diet.  "Teddy was a very bad boy and wouldn't eat his seal liver."} 
IN hindsight, becoming deathly ill from scurvy ultimately saved his life.  All of Scott's team who went on to reach the pole perished.
During WWI, while commanding HMS Broke, he attacked six german destroyers during the Battle of the Dover Strait.  His other ship torpedoed one of the enemy, but Broke deliberately rammed one ship.  Stuck together, some of the germans boarded Broke and Evans distributed cutlasses to the crew.  He actually got into quite a bit of trouble because some of his crew threw scalding mugs of cocoa at the poor germans.  A clear violation of the Geneva Convention.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

LongBlade

Quote from: besilarius on January 04, 2015, 12:24:02 PM
One of those mad Englishmen, like Roberty Scott in Antarctica or TE Lawrence in the desert, E.R.G.R. Evans should be on any list of captains.
During Scott's doomed race to the Pole (the Norwegian Roald Amundsen;s team won), Scott was sent back to base camp for becoming ill from scurvy.  (seal liver was rich in vitamin C and was a necessary part of the diet.  "Teddy was a very bad boy and wouldn't eat his seal liver."} 
IN hindsight, becoming deathly ill from scurvy ultimately saved his life.  All of Scott's team who went on to reach the pole perished.
During WWI, while commanding HMS Broke, he attacked six german destroyers during the Battle of the Dover Strait.  His other ship torpedoed one of the enemy, but Broke deliberately rammed one ship.  Stuck together, some of the germans boarded Broke and Evans distributed cutlasses to the crew.  He actually got into quite a bit of trouble because some of his crew threw scalding mugs of cocoa at the poor germans.  A clear violation of the Geneva Convention.

Praytell, where can I procure a cutlass issued by Her Majesty's Royal Navy?  :coolsmiley:
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

If you join the RN, they will probably issue you with one as an interim weapon until such times as we have an operable aircraft carrier - (aircraft optional)  :(
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besilarius

Now, now.  I'm sure that the mate of the Jolly Roger, Mr. Smee, will supply one when you signs on.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

LongBlade

Quote from: besilarius on January 04, 2015, 02:27:01 PM
Now, now.  I'm sure that the mate of the Jolly Roger, Mr. Smee, will supply one when you signs on.

<chuckle>
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

Quote from: besilarius on January 04, 2015, 12:24:02 PM
One of those mad Englishmen, like Roberty Scott in Antarctica or TE Lawrence in the desert, E.R.G.R. Evans should be on any list of captains.
During Scott's doomed race to the Pole (the Norwegian Roald Amundsen;s team won), Scott was sent back to base camp for becoming ill from scurvy.  (seal liver was rich in vitamin C and was a necessary part of the diet.  "Teddy was a very bad boy and wouldn't eat his seal liver."} 
IN hindsight, becoming deathly ill from scurvy ultimately saved his life.  All of Scott's team who went on to reach the pole perished.
During WWI, while commanding HMS Broke, he attacked six german destroyers during the Battle of the Dover Strait.  His other ship torpedoed one of the enemy, but Broke deliberately rammed one ship.  Stuck together, some of the germans boarded Broke and Evans distributed cutlasses to the crew.  He actually got into quite a bit of trouble because some of his crew threw scalding mugs of cocoa at the poor germans.  A clear violation of the Geneva Convention.

I'm pretty sure you told that story before, but I had forgotten it and it was worth reading again :)

BTW, here is an image of the 1901 pattern cutlass, the last one issued by the RN, and thus likely to have been involved in the action.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.