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undercovergeek

#420
February 21, 2015, 04:32:33 PM
Quote from: Gusington on February 21, 2015, 02:59:15 PM
Snowing again. And this weekend I have a house full of kids and The Wife's friends for The Wife's 40th b-day. I'm going to crack.

to the man cave!!!!!!

steve58

#421
February 21, 2015, 04:56:33 PM
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
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GDS_Starfury

#422
February 21, 2015, 09:01:39 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#423
February 21, 2015, 09:35:33 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Shelldrake

#424
February 22, 2015, 08:12:10 AM
Quote from: Gusington on February 21, 2015, 02:59:15 PM
Snowing again. And this weekend I have a house full of kids and The Wife's friends for The Wife's 40th b-day. I'm going to crack.

At least you have Attila. Exercise your inner Hun and it will all be ok!
"Just because something is beyond your comprehension doesn't mean it is scientific."

Dean Edell

GDS_Starfury

#425
February 22, 2015, 08:15:35 AM
if he exercised is inner Attila the wife friends would be his wenches and Gus would go all Conan (not O'Brian) on some booty.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#426
February 22, 2015, 08:17:00 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 21, 2015, 09:35:33 PM


as a family and child friendly site I see no reason to post photos on Mirths nut.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#427
February 22, 2015, 08:34:07 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#428
February 22, 2015, 10:25:09 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 20, 2015, 11:24:42 PM
man does winter make you a bitter cunt.

Yeah let's go with winter making me that way.

You live in Florida, what's your excuse? Sand in your Argyle Speedo?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#429
February 22, 2015, 12:30:00 PM
 :2funny:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#430
February 22, 2015, 04:48:16 PM
They have all left. The house has been cleansed, literally. Now all I have to do is clear the new snow away. Then...gaming. For about five minutes probably before I pass out.
✡

слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#431
February 22, 2015, 06:54:22 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#432
February 22, 2015, 09:20:18 PM
Oh look- is that a palmetto bug in your underwear drawer?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Ubercat

#433
February 22, 2015, 10:40:44 PM
Where in FL, Star? My family all live in Sarasota now.
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

endfire79

#434
February 22, 2015, 10:59:21 PM
on side topic, while out on business in Tampa, I visited an old friend down outside of some place called Myakka  (outside of Sarasota).  First time I tried gator meat (fried), tasted like chicken mcnuggets and went well with beer. His buddy was a part time fireman who caught gators as well (or had caught a few).
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."
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