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JasonPratt

#15
March 03, 2015, 01:26:47 PM
"Y'know what would be great?"

"If Batman would fix our F-35s and make them awesome?"

"...yeah, actually, that would be great!"

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Martok

#16
March 04, 2015, 03:40:43 AM
^  Heh! 


Wait...  If Israel is Batman, then who's Robin?  The U.S.? 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

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Staggerwing

#17
March 04, 2015, 06:04:09 AM
Maybe the US is Commissioner Gordon.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

jejo68

#18
March 04, 2015, 09:49:04 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 04, 2015, 06:04:09 AM
Maybe the US is Commissioner Gordon.
Maybe Albert ?

Staggerwing

#19
March 04, 2015, 07:05:27 PM
Alfred?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

#20
March 04, 2015, 08:27:10 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

#21
March 09, 2015, 01:55:35 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 04, 2015, 06:04:09 AM
Maybe the US is Commissioner Gordon.

Wayne Enterprises.
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#22
March 09, 2015, 08:26:11 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on March 09, 2015, 01:55:35 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 04, 2015, 06:04:09 AM
Maybe the US is Commissioner Gordon.

Wayne Enterprises.

Yeah. That or Stark.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

JasonPratt

#23
March 11, 2015, 03:15:12 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 04, 2015, 07:05:27 PM
Alfred?

That was my end-game joke for the WW2 extension I wrote to the WW1 barfight. (Israel picks itself up from being stomped on by Germany, decides to dedicate itself and its family fortune to learning all martial arts and spy skills, becoming the Batman. US is so impressed it volunteers to be Alfred.)
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!
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