Top Gear is dead.

Started by GDS_Starfury, March 25, 2015, 04:15:38 PM

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GDS_Starfury

well...  at least in its current format.
if the guys take it to Discovery they'll be making millions more a year.

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-32052736
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

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bayonetbrant

the lesson here is, "don't punch your fellow coworkers"
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Con

Yeah I have to agree I like TopGear (although IMO it jumped the shark many years ago) but if anyone acted that way to me at work I wouldn't hesitate to call them out on it.  Bullying is not something to be celebrated or rewarded.

Con

mirth

Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 25, 2015, 06:12:25 PM
the lesson here is, "don't punch your fellow coworkers"

Shit. That's a no no?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

Quote from: mirth on March 25, 2015, 06:49:19 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 25, 2015, 06:12:25 PM
the lesson here is, "don't punch your fellow coworkers"

Shit. That's a no no?

Things are different on that side of the Atlantic.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

Quote from: mirth on March 25, 2015, 06:49:19 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 25, 2015, 06:12:25 PM
the lesson here is, "don't punch your fellow coworkers"

Shit. That's a no no?

depends on your desire for continued employment alongside said coworkers
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

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Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 25, 2015, 07:18:31 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 25, 2015, 06:49:19 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 25, 2015, 06:12:25 PM
the lesson here is, "don't punch your fellow coworkers"

Shit. That's a no no?

depends on your desire for continued employment alongside said coworkers

I definitely don't want continued employment alongside several of my coworkers. Hence the urge to punch.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 25, 2015, 07:18:31 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 25, 2015, 06:49:19 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 25, 2015, 06:12:25 PM
the lesson here is, "don't punch your fellow coworkers"

Shit. That's a no no?

depends on your desire for continued employment alongside said coworkers

I submit it's all cultural. Look no further than Bawb's mustache!

There's no way he could get away with that here.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

I thought a kick to the groin was ok...
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mirth

Quote from: Gusington on March 25, 2015, 07:24:03 PM
I thought a kick to the groin was ok...

Well it is one of your turn ons.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

twitter3

I guess that means my Monday evenings are now open. I won't watch it without that trio.

BanzaiCat

Quote"The verbal abuse was sustained over a longer period" and "contained the strongest expletives and threats to sack" Mr Tymon, who believed he had lost his job.

Awwwww! Didums get called naughty, mean names?