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BanzaiCat

#90
May 11, 2015, 06:55:54 AM
There's not much grosser than popping a boner and running out of skin.

Sir Slash

#91
May 11, 2015, 07:44:33 AM
MAJOR Note to Self:  NEVER sit in front of Star.  8)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#92
May 11, 2015, 07:48:27 AM
that was pretty much already a given
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

undercovergeek

#93
May 11, 2015, 10:08:43 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 11, 2015, 07:48:27 AM
that was pretty much already a given

Yeah, apart from above you like some deadly ninja pervert, sat in front is the last place to be

besilarius

#94
May 12, 2015, 05:51:05 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

besilarius

#95
May 15, 2015, 06:55:46 PM
http://nerdist.com/the-black-angel-of-the-empire-strikes-back-resurfaces/

George Lucas had a short movie made for the UK release of Empire Strikes Back.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#96
May 17, 2015, 05:55:47 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Gusington

#97
May 17, 2015, 01:47:47 PM
The best year ever?
✡

слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#98
May 21, 2015, 08:04:48 AM
In case you were wondering, Revenge of the Sith still sucks

https://www.yahoo.com/movies/revenge-of-the-sith-ten-years-later-is-it-119389020752.html
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#99
May 21, 2015, 08:25:11 AM
Quote"I shouldn't have done that. It's not the Jedi way," Anakin says afterwards, with as much emotion as if he'd ordered he wrong sandwich.

Pretty much. Hayden sucks and has zero ability to make an audience have any empathy for him. Natalie Portman was exactly the same. They were both truly awful as the centerpieces of these films.

To be fair, I think any of the prequel movies could have been a thousand times better, if they had actors worthy of the craft. Their choice to go with established actors, I knew would be a bad, bad choice, back even before the first prequel came out. (That said, I think Ewan McGregor did a great job, and was probably the only 'actor' among a sea of gobshite in all three films.)

That's not to say that would make them good movies. It would just make them light-years better than the Bantha pudu they are. Maybe upgraded to unwashed Jawa.

mirth

#100
May 21, 2015, 09:41:16 AM
It's "Bantha poodoo".
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#101
May 21, 2015, 10:12:47 AM

mirth

#102
May 21, 2015, 10:42:37 AM
Dude, you were the one who used it in a sentence and spelled it wrong.

At least you got Jawa right.   O0
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#103
May 21, 2015, 11:49:38 AM
I'm not nearly nerd enough for this thread.

Though I did Google it to confirm that you are correct.  :-[

mirth

#104
May 21, 2015, 11:51:19 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on May 21, 2015, 11:49:38 AM
Though I did Google it to confirm that you are correct.  :-[

You Googled the correct spelling of Jawa?

<smh>

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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