Big Trouble in Little China remale

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Staggerwing

#30
June 05, 2015, 07:00:43 AM
Comic relief sidekick.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

OJsDad

#31
June 05, 2015, 07:02:55 AM
Redshirt henchman
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Arctic Blast

#32
June 05, 2015, 02:33:51 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on June 05, 2015, 07:00:43 AM
Comic relief sidekick.

Starfury is this generation's Rob Schneider?  ;D

BanzaiCat

#33
June 05, 2015, 02:49:50 PM
Somehow, I don't think we have to fear a remake of any of the 'The Animal' movies.

Staggerwing

#34
June 05, 2015, 06:58:37 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on June 05, 2015, 02:49:50 PM
Somehow, I don't think we have to fear a remake of any of the 'The Animal' movies.

Hopefully not 'Animal House' either. Some things should remain sacred after all.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#35
June 05, 2015, 10:34:19 PM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on June 05, 2015, 02:33:51 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on June 05, 2015, 07:00:43 AM
Comic relief sidekick.

Starfury is this generation's Rob Schneider?  ;D

possibly, but I'm good looking.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Nefaro

#36
June 05, 2015, 10:53:10 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 05, 2015, 10:34:19 PM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on June 05, 2015, 02:33:51 PM


Starfury is this generation's Rob Schneider?  ;D

possibly, but I'm good looking.


man whore?

MetalDog

#37
June 05, 2015, 10:57:44 PM
That was a terrible movie.  Mostly because it starred Rob Schneider.  The rest of the reason is because Rob Schneider was in it.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#38
June 06, 2015, 07:15:18 AM
That SNL bit with him as the annoying office guy really was the MOST annoying skit they'd ever produced in their history.

MetalDog

#39
June 06, 2015, 08:59:54 AM
Are you copying me?  Why would you copy me, Cat-o?  The Cat-inator is copying me!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#40
June 06, 2015, 09:28:57 AM
The Metaldog-er! The Metaldog-inator! The Metaldogger! MetalDoggieStyle!

airboy

#41
June 07, 2015, 06:35:15 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on June 02, 2015, 01:04:32 PM
Eh, while I agree Chris Pratt (no relation) would play closer to the original "Jack Burton" character, the Rock has comedy chops and could play the Big American Fish Out Of Water role reasonably well. He might seem too competent, though.

Still, yeah, a movie that does not need to be remade. Sigh.

Agreed.  Hard to see how a remake could improve on the original insanity.
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