Porn in Space

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June 10, 2015, 02:16:50 PM Last Edit: June 10, 2015, 02:22:53 PM by steve58
...yup, its gonna happen, well maybe.  Pornhub is crowdfunding the first known attempt at human copulation in space :crazy2: 

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Pornhub claims to be attempting the mammoth mission purely for "the love of science and sex", and the mind boggles as to what kind of scenes will be achieved in zero G.

"As such, Pornhub is ... joining the ranks of Armstrong and Gagarin by pioneering a one of a kind mission to defy gravity, make history, and push the boundaries of intergalactic "Sexploration" by filming the first ever sextape in space.




http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/first-sex-in-space-pornhub-is-going-to-make-a-porn-film-in-space-10309285.html
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mirth

#1
June 10, 2015, 04:51:35 PM
Space....the gettin it on frontier...
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#2
June 10, 2015, 04:55:46 PM
He ain't no James T. Kirk. And she ain't green  8)

bob48

#3
June 10, 2015, 04:57:04 PM
Above and ...behind.........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#4
June 10, 2015, 05:00:37 PM
I'll forgive her the lack of verdance.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#5
June 10, 2015, 05:01:29 PM
Quote from: bob48 on June 10, 2015, 04:57:04 PM
Above and ...behind.........

Lmao!!!   :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Mr. Bigglesworth

#6
June 10, 2015, 05:24:44 PM
She looks flexible. This is good science with wide appeal. At the end range will not be a problem, aim will be.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Staggerwing

#7
June 10, 2015, 05:40:15 PM
I look forward to studying the effects of zero G on parts of the female anatomy... for purely scientific reasons of course.  ^-^
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Nefaro

#8
June 10, 2015, 06:08:32 PM
They're gonna need more jizzmoppers.

GDS_Starfury

#9
June 10, 2015, 06:39:15 PM
https://vimeo.com/89602277

Kate Upton has a boob fluffer....  I want that job.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Uberhaus

#10
June 10, 2015, 08:37:53 PM
Erm, they won't use Virgin Galactic will they?

Staggerwing

#11
June 10, 2015, 08:49:49 PM
If they do, the company will have to change it's name afterwards.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Nefaro

#12
June 11, 2015, 03:56:01 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on June 10, 2015, 08:49:49 PM
If they do, the company will have to change it's name afterwards.

"Galactic Virginity Lost"

MIGMaster

#13
June 11, 2015, 06:44:49 AM
Make a great 4X game ;-)

bayonetbrant

#14
June 11, 2015, 10:40:51 AM
Quote from: Nefaro on June 11, 2015, 03:56:01 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on June 10, 2015, 08:49:49 PM
If they do, the company will have to change it's name afterwards.
"Galactic Virginity Lost"

Quote from: MIGMaster on June 11, 2015, 06:44:49 AMMake a great 4X game ;-)

it's already an RPG, if you play the right captain

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