James T. Kirk Was a Republican

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mirth

July 23, 2015, 05:27:56 PM
And Picard was a Democrat, according to Ted Cruz. The Shat disagrees.

http://mashable.com/2015/07/23/shatner-cruz-kirk-star-trek/
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BanzaiCat

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July 23, 2015, 05:35:38 PM
So glad Cruz is concentrating on the important issues.  ::)

mirth

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July 23, 2015, 05:37:00 PM
Maybe Picard is a Democrat  8)



"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

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July 23, 2015, 09:15:24 PM
Chekov wasn't Soviet. He was Post-Cold War with a nationalist attitude and a "Wery Bad" accent. Kirk talked like a Republican but chased women like a Clinton-Democrat.  :P
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JasonPratt

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July 24, 2015, 11:42:39 AM
Just occurred to me: Kirk == PT Boat JFK.
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July 24, 2015, 02:02:51 PM
Shatner nailed it with "...So to put a geocentric label on interstellar characters is silly".
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