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Bison

#90
January 24, 2017, 02:16:30 PM
You're talking about Jack Daniels now aren't you?

mirth

#91
January 24, 2017, 02:25:16 PM
Quote from: Bison on January 24, 2017, 02:16:30 PM
You're talking about Jack Daniels now aren't you?

I wasn't talking about tetanus.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

#92
January 24, 2017, 02:26:17 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 24, 2017, 02:25:16 PM
Quote from: Bison on January 24, 2017, 02:16:30 PM
You're talking about Jack Daniels now aren't you?

I wasn't talking about tetanus.

Slut.

Sir Slash

#93
January 24, 2017, 07:37:46 PM
If you were going to grab a topless woman, why would you go for the belt buckle?  :o
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Staggerwing

#94
January 24, 2017, 08:13:59 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on January 24, 2017, 07:37:46 PM
If you were going to grab a topless woman, why would you go for the belt buckle?  :o

He was on the clock.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Sir Slash

#95
January 24, 2017, 11:11:00 PM
The guy was a boob.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#96
January 24, 2017, 11:25:03 PM
He was just trying to nip crime.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#97
January 25, 2017, 06:45:26 AM
The whole thing was a bust.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#98
January 26, 2017, 12:46:57 PM
Their cups runneth over.

Staggerwing

#99
January 26, 2017, 07:07:19 PM
Chest another case of police overreach.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#100
January 26, 2017, 08:18:47 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#101
January 26, 2017, 08:48:16 PM
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#102
January 26, 2017, 08:53:42 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#103
January 26, 2017, 10:05:30 PM
If mammaries serve, I sure hope that's more important than breaking the pun chain.  >:(

Sir Slash

#104
January 26, 2017, 11:31:21 PM
The Blue Angels are fantastic. They scared the shit out of everybody at an airshow I went to years ago-- flying by about tree-top level wide open! Worth it just to see the little snotty-nosed kids scattering for cover.  :2funny:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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