Olivia Munn Makes Your Day

Started by bayonetbrant, August 18, 2015, 12:59:23 PM

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MetalDog

#15
My mistake, mirth.  You're disqualified on another point though.  You have terrible taste in women, and there's no way that Olivia Munn is a bad decision.  Pisces, Slash, puts you square in the running.  Although, your wife might tell you to keep running if she knows what you're up to ;)  Your Scorpio Rising lets you talk a good game, Stagger.  Depends on where the rest of her chart is on whether Leo gets you anywhere :)
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Nefaro

Damn.  I'm out of the Olivia Running.  :(  In with Gus. 

However, we could become another Master-Blaster in proper Gemini fashion.






undercovergeek

I ran miss munns theory by the girlfriend - by the look on her face I don't think it's true  :knuppel2:

OJsDad

Being a Scorpio and the closest to Green Bay, that means I'm first!
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MetalDog

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bayonetbrant

Quote from: OJsDad on August 19, 2015, 05:55:04 AM
Being a Scorpio and the closest to Green Bay, that means I'm first!

Actually, Cyrano is closer than you; he's in Milwaukee.
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Centurion40

Quote from: Cyrano on August 18, 2015, 09:08:31 PM
Going dirty rumour in Packer Nation (of which I am a proud member) is that she's a beard...

Hence the anal comment.

I'm a Scorpio.
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 19, 2015, 06:26:49 AM
Quote from: OJsDad on August 19, 2015, 05:55:04 AM
Being a Scorpio and the closest to Green Bay, that means I'm first!

Actually, Cyrano is closer than you; he's in Milwaukee.

Olivia Munn doesn't live in Green Bay. She splits her time between LA and NYC. But have fun with Rodgers in Green Bay :P
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mirth

Uh Oh.

http://national.suntimes.com/nfl/7/72/1358986/aaron-rodgers-olivia-munn-break-up


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    "They've had too many fights to count," says an insider, adding their biggest issue is the actress' jealousy.

    "Olivia freaks out and flies off the handle for no reason and gets really jealous," says the source.

That sounds like a Cancer, alright. I got this. You boys can't repel crazy of that magnitude.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

#24
Only you and Star can survive that!

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Sir Slash

I actually lived with a Cancer for a while. Lasted about a month before she hit the road out of state. Very unstable, but great while it lasted. Fish and Crabs get along.
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mirth

Quote from: Sir Slash on August 19, 2015, 10:54:15 AM
I actually lived with a Cancer for a while. Lasted about a month before she hit the road out of state. Very unstable, but great while it lasted. Fish and Crabs get along.

Pisces and Cancers can be very compatible. They certainly are often drawn to one another.

My ex-wife was a cancer and I've dated a few others. They can be emotionally/mentally volatile in the extreme. And it's never their fault. The sex, though, is usually pretty damn good. As long as you don't mind wondering whether or not you're going to get the Phil Hartman treatment.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

Gusington

^What a terrible waste - he was hilarious.


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