Consolidated Syria Conflict Thread

[Bison]

You put an extra L in there, LLB.

[Bison]

"We're not going to make Syria into a proxy war between the United States and Russia," Obama insisted during an afternoon news conference at the White House. "This is not some superpower chessboard contest. And anybody who frames it in that way isn't paying very close attention to what's been happening on the chessboard."

http://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-obama-syria-russia-20151002-story.html

Uh...so...

Next he's going to declare, "Peace for our time".

I thought they did that a few weeks ago with Kerry's Nobel Peace Prize worthy negotiations?

[LongBlade]

BTW, why is it that we have to insult the Poles here?

Why not someone else?

Like Icelanders.

Look at them with those suave Viking sweaters hot blonde women hot blonde men (sorry, forgot we're all homos now), and their unpronounceable volcano names. Nobody has all that in one tiny island and doesn't do something nefarious with it.

[Steelgrave]

Next he's going to declare, "Peace for our time".

That alone will net him another Nobel Peace Prize.

[LongBlade]

You put an extra L in there, LLB.

Because we're British again?

[mirth]

BTW, why is it that we have to insult the Poles here?

Why not someone else?

Like Icelanders.

Look at them with those suave Viking sweaters hot blonde women hot blonde men (sorry, forgot we're all homos now), and their unpronounceable volcano names. Nobody has all that in one tiny island and doesn't do something nefarious with it.

Don't get me started on Iceland. Bunch of geothermal energy loving homo-tards.

[Bison]

If only they spoke Gaelic in Iceland, then we'd really be onto something.

[mirth]

If only they spoke Gaelic in Iceland, then we'd really be onto something.

Talk about niche hate.

[Bison]

It's the Icelandic sheep I really despise though.

[mirth]

Me too. I hate them so much.

[LongBlade]

Me too. I hate them so much.

Enough talk of the hate sex.

[mirth]

Me too. I hate them so much.

Enough talk of the hate sex.

Just the Icelandic sheep. Nothing but love for Maine sheep.

[LongBlade]

Next he's going to declare, "Peace for our time".

That alone will net him another Nobel Peace Prize.

[pawelj]

"We're not going to make Syria into a proxy war between the United States and Russia," Obama insisted during an afternoon news conference at the White House. "This is not some superpower chessboard contest. And anybody who frames it in that way isn't paying very close attention to what's been happening on the chessboard."

http://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-obama-syria-russia-20151002-story.html

Uh...so...

Next he's going to declare, "Peace for our time".

I thought they did that a few weeks ago with Kerry's Nobel Peace Prize worthy negotiations?

"We are not going to play chess during this chess tournament on this chessboard with these chess pieces here, because I can only play checkers." - here Mr. President, I fixed it for you.

[mirth]

It's amazing to see US foreign policy bungled this badly. It's like we've returned to the mid and late 70s.