Countdown to Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[Con]

I am 100% Hebrew.

Aren't Ewoks short and hairy...I bet Gus would fit right in celebrating Rosh Hashanah on an Endor moon :)

Con

[Gusington]

^I have and I didn't fit in because I am quite hairless.

Slash are you sure you didn't mean 'straight Jim Beam'?

[Sir Slash]

At my age Gus there's not as much, 'straight' as it used to be. But I'll take Beam anyway I can get it. I'm trying to set a good example for the grandkids.

[Gusington]

^See that probably doesn't read the way you wanted it to either...

[Sir Slash]

Yeah, the eyes go first.

[Gusington]

As long as The Beam is intact.

[Nefaro]

2% cirrhosis, 2% Titanium alloy, 1% Teflon flakes, 1% old bubble gum, 105% piss and vinegar.  Stir.  Pour into greased pan.  Bake on high.

[Gusington]

For how long?

[Staggerwing]

Until the fire department is pounding on the door and cutting holes in the roof.

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

I went to see it today.  I made it about 3/4th through and then ended up passing out and having to have a little lie down in the aisle for 10 minutes or so to recover and then left early.  Note to self.  You're too old to go to the gym after 4 hours sleep.  Doc says everything checked out with the EKG and blood work though so that's good. 

So, how'd it end?  Last thing I remember was a bunch of X-wings attacking the exhaust port and Han yelling at Mr. Black Mask as he ran across a walkway. 

[MetalDog]

Glad to hear you are ok.  And I'm not going to be "That Guy," and give away spoilers to the three people that haven't seen it yet.

[Bison]

It ends with the credits rolling.  I'm not sure how that is a spoiler.

[Gusington]

Jesus SDR take care of yourself.

Everyone dies in the end.

[Bison]

Except jar jar.  He lives and is the new emperor.  The End.


And get some rest.

[MetalDog]

I went to see it today.  I made it about 3/4th through and then ended up passing out and having to have a little lie down in the aisle for 10 minutes or so to recover and then left early.  Note to self.  You're too old to go to the gym after 4 hours sleep.  Doc says everything checked out with the EKG and blood work though so that's good. 

So, how'd it end?  Last thing I remember was a bunch of X-wings attacking the exhaust port and Han yelling at Mr. Black Mask as he ran across a walkway. 

Glad to hear you are ok.  And I'm not going to be "That Guy," and give away spoilers to the three people that haven't seen it yet.

It ends with the credits rolling.  I'm not sure how that is a spoiler.

Jesus SDR take care of yourself.

Everyone dies in the end.

Except jar jar.  He lives and is the new emperor.  The End.


And get some rest.

I stand corrected.  Glad you're still standing, too.