Bob Ellis

Huw the Poo · November 22, 2015, 05:17:05 PM

Just keep thinking about that first post-stone slash you'll take and how gloriously pain-free and relieving it will be! I'd be too deliriously happy to even bother aiming at the toilet. Look, I just peed all over the floor! Whatcha gonna do? Whooooooooo!

Gusington · November 22, 2015, 08:19:27 PM

^I do that with my first pee of the day. Every day. And if it's the first pee after er...coupling...LOOK OUT, TO THE LEFT...WHOA

Sir Slash · November 23, 2015, 12:02:15 AM

See Bob. Them Jack & Cokes I been having for you really do work. Of course tomorrow my head will feel like the inside of your urethra.... but that's tomorrow. Glad to have you back with us and speedy recovery Young Man.

bob48 · November 23, 2015, 07:32:46 AM

Slash, your a good man!

I spent a reasonably comfortable night with just a few odd twinges, and same so far today. I'm just praying that it don't get as bad as it has been - the last 7 days have been a nightmare.

BanzaiCat · November 23, 2015, 09:12:57 AM

Hope you feel better soon...that sucks!

bawbs flying stache · November 23, 2015, 09:13:25 AM

Herr Bawb, I shall return zoon to helpen meine Vater Schnurrbart!

MikeGER · November 23, 2015, 09:45:32 AM

get well soon, Bob

panzerde · November 23, 2015, 09:58:36 AM

About time that the Luftstache showed up to help!

Gusington · November 23, 2015, 10:13:10 AM

Yeah really, where the hell has it been?

Sir Slash · November 23, 2015, 11:36:18 AM

He's an unpredictable little fellow isn't he? He is a fellow, right?

BanzaiCat · November 23, 2015, 12:07:11 PM

A mustache is pretty androgynous, actually...just ask the East German Women's Olympic Team. ;D

Though I don't know of any lady that can grow one that epic.

bawbs flying stache · November 23, 2015, 12:09:53 PM

All uff zis love-festung...it vould make me cryink, iff I am having ze eyes to do zis viff in ze firsten placen!

Be sehr Kareful uff whom du ist calling andrea-johninous, cat uff our previouz allies.

Ah, ze East Churman Vomen's Olympik Teamen. I shtill haff ze rug burnen in places...

Sir Slash · November 23, 2015, 01:39:55 PM

I've heard the East German women were rough on moustaches. Or had rough moustaches. Something to do with rough and moustaches anyway.

bob48 · November 23, 2015, 05:22:28 PM

....must google 'androgynous'...............

Keep going with Jack & Coke, Sir S. They're bound to make me feel better eventually.

Gusington · November 23, 2015, 05:55:54 PM

^At the risk of making you cringe (more) - we're pulling for you!

How does the Stache have 20 posts??