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Staggerwing

#15
January 01, 2016, 07:40:20 AM
Did any of you make any resolutions? Besides hunkering down in an internet-less bunker during all the Steam sales, that is...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

undercovergeek

#16
January 01, 2016, 07:58:02 AM
I'm going to spend a year living like mirth and then getting dipped in bleach on New Year's Eve

steve58

#17
January 01, 2016, 08:40:47 AM
Happy New Year Grogs!
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

LongBlade

#18
January 01, 2016, 08:49:31 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on January 01, 2016, 07:40:20 AM
Did any of you make any resolutions? Besides hunkering down in an internet-less bunker during all the Steam sales, that is...

I have resolved that this year is going to be the year I master the art of naval warfare in Battleship.

I have resolved that this year is going to be the year I upgrade to Windows XP.

I have resolved that this year is going to be the year I purchase every miniature made by Games Workshop.

I have resolved that this year is going to be the year  I will no longer become mildly aroused by the UST between Mirth, Star, and Gus.

I have resolved that this year is going to be the year MD laughs at one of my puns.

I have resolved that this year is going to be the year I sort my boardgame collection and organize it alphabetically by the person who wrote the rules.

I have resolved that this year is going to be the year I convince Robert Kirkman to introduce polearms to the Walking Dead.

I have resolved that this year is going to be the year Staggerwing takes a leap forward in technology and starts appreciating the technical superiority of the monoplane.

I have resolved that this year is going to be the year I don't belly at reading Windy's proselytizing attempts to convert a new, unsuspecting reader to his hokey religion.

I have resolved that this year is going to be the year Brant doesn't use Smuck as a bikini-clad booth babe at Origins.

I have resolved that this year is going to be the year I catch a photo of Bob's mustache in the wild.

I have resolved that this year is going to be the year I convince Banzai Cat to adopt a dog.

I have resolved that this year is going to be the year I take Toonces shopping for shoes at a Bass Pro - in the men's department.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#19
January 01, 2016, 08:54:50 AM
 :))

Somebody's quite the Coffee Achiever this morning...



Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

#20
January 01, 2016, 09:08:39 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on January 01, 2016, 08:54:50 AM
:))

Somebody's quite the Coffee Achiever this morning...

Laughter is great medicine. I wanted to get the year off to a good start  :)
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#21
January 01, 2016, 11:30:16 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on January 01, 2016, 07:40:20 AM
Did any of you make any resolutions?

I made three:

1)  Give up drinking soda

2)  Go into business for myself

3)  Not to laugh at any of LB's puns.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bob48

#22
January 01, 2016, 01:38:28 PM
Good luck with numbers 1 and 2, anyway.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#23
January 01, 2016, 04:31:31 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 01, 2016, 11:30:16 AM
3)  Not to laugh at any of LB's puns.












All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Toonces

#24
January 01, 2016, 04:35:48 PM
LOL @ LB.

So we got a little snow up here the other day.  I get up, gotta take the dog out.  Slip on my Uggs, take the dog out into the yard, and I look down.  "Man, these Uggs make mighty fine sponges."   ::)
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

LongBlade

#25
January 01, 2016, 07:56:18 PM
Quote from: Toonces on January 01, 2016, 04:35:48 PM
So we got a little snow up here the other day.  I get up, gotta take the dog out.  Slip on my Uggs, take the dog out into the yard, and I look down.  "Man, these Uggs make mighty fine sponges."   ::)

They can be waterproofed, but the color may be ruined by the water.

That or you can let me know when you want to go to

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Bison

#26
January 01, 2016, 09:10:42 PM
Toonces the snow noob!

bayonetbrant

#27
January 01, 2016, 09:40:58 PM
Quote from: Bison on January 01, 2016, 09:10:42 PMToonces the snow noob!

Toonces the Uggspert!
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Gusington

#28
January 01, 2016, 10:13:52 PM
Happy New Year motherhonkers!

Commander it is my unfortunate duty to inform you that on Monday the low temperature in my neck of the woods will be 7 degrees. It will likely be close to that in your neck of the woods.

Prepare.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Barthheart

#29
January 01, 2016, 10:43:07 PM
Quote from: Gusington on January 01, 2016, 10:13:52 PM
Happy New Year motherhonkers!

Commander it is my unfortunate duty to inform you that on Monday the low temperature in my neck of the woods will be 7 degrees. It will likely be close to that in your neck of the woods.

Prepare.

Pfffttt.... 7 degrees..... amateurs....
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