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bayonetbrant

January 05, 2016, 04:45:01 PM
Hard to believe no one opened a thread about this one

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Gusington

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January 05, 2016, 04:53:15 PM
^The above caused me to do a search for another old game, Montezuma's Revenge. DO NOT do a Google image search on that.
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OJsDad

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January 05, 2016, 05:54:53 PM
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

bayonetbrant

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January 13, 2016, 06:15:31 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#4
January 13, 2016, 07:56:14 AM
Well, when Paulus was holding out in Stalingrad, the supplies Goering aidropped in weren't helping.
Always wondered what Der Dicke was sending?
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Gusington

#5
January 13, 2016, 09:55:43 AM
Teddy bears? With dildos?
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BanzaiCat

#6
January 13, 2016, 12:53:56 PM
Sexy lederhosen and Nazi-themed nipple rings?

mirth

#7
January 13, 2016, 12:56:26 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 13, 2016, 12:53:56 PM
Sexy lederhosen and Nazi-themed nipple rings?

Sounds like a party at Star's.
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Gusington

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January 13, 2016, 01:49:16 PM
One of the more tame ones.
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Martok

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January 13, 2016, 03:46:58 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 13, 2016, 06:15:31 AM
so this is kind of hilarious

http://gawker.com/angry-militia-leader-stop-mailing-us-dildos-1752580458

Hahahaha!  That's great. 




Quote from: mirth on January 13, 2016, 12:56:26 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 13, 2016, 12:53:56 PM
Sexy lederhosen and Nazi-themed nipple rings?

Sounds like a party at Star's.
I thought he called that "Tuesday". 

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Con

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January 13, 2016, 06:19:49 PM
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Quote from: mirth on January 13, 2016, 12:56:26 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 13, 2016, 12:53:56 PM
Sexy lederhosen and Nazi-themed nipple rings?

Sounds like a party at Star's.
I thought he called that "Tuesday".
When he stays home with Mother

Gusington

#11
January 13, 2016, 08:06:28 PM
^WHOA
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Gusington

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January 13, 2016, 08:08:08 PM
:/
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BanzaiCat

#14
January 13, 2016, 08:11:04 PM
You laughed and you know it.
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