Amazon Terms of Service

[bayonetbrant]

Apparently this is in the AWS TOS

Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.

[mirth]

I'll be damned if anyone is going to tell me how I can use lumberyard materials!

[GDS_Starfury]

is that how your getting wood these days?

[mirth]

The missus let you out to play?

[LongBlade]

She probably ran to the bathroom. He's offline already.

[mirth]

He had his moment. We'll probably hear from him next week.

[Steelgrave]

I remember back when Star was fun. And not that kind of fun, pervs. 

[Staggerwing]

He needs an intervention to rescue himself from the abomination of an actual Happily Ever After. That shit ain't natural...

[mirth]

Star was great in his day. Now he's picking out his/hers matching night stands at Pier 1.

[MetalDog]

Star was great in his day. Now he's picking out his/hers matching night stands at Pier 1 IKEA.

ftfy

[Staggerwing]

IKEA = rapid refurnishing friend of divorced dads everywhere  O0

[bayonetbrant]

IKEA = rapid refurnishing friend of divorced dads everywhere  O0

[JasonPratt]

Okay I LOL'd hard at that one!