Archer or Trump?

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besilarius

March 21, 2016, 07:02:52 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

#1
March 21, 2016, 07:27:03 AM
7 of 10.

Con

#2
March 21, 2016, 07:58:19 AM
9 out of 10

But I am a huge Archer Fan......

[Babou leans forward and urinates on the car seat next to Archer. Archer speaks in a strained voice] Totally worth it. [Babou growls] No, Babou, that was all sarcasm. [more growls] YES, ALL OF IT, YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE!

mirth

#3
March 21, 2016, 08:47:15 AM
9/10. Trump can't hold a candle to Archer.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#4
March 21, 2016, 09:50:39 AM
I think a Tony Soprano or Trump would be appropriate.

Sir Slash

#5
March 21, 2016, 10:28:50 AM
Nine out of 10. And I've never seen one episode of Archer.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Tpek

#6
March 21, 2016, 11:35:29 AM
7/10.

Man it's hard...
The guideline, though,  is that Archer isn't as big of an idiot as Trump.

Con

#7
March 21, 2016, 12:42:20 PM
I thought one was an animated misogynistic buffoon with a comic misunderstanding of current events and the other one was Archer

Con

Con

#8
March 21, 2016, 12:45:07 PM
Trump quotes work scarily well when presented by Mallory

mirth

#9
March 21, 2016, 12:57:24 PM
^hahaha! That's awesome!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#10
March 21, 2016, 12:59:24 PM
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

http://imgur.com/gallery/lHyWl
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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