Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

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BanzaiCat

#285
December 29, 2016, 03:29:46 PM
I should have been more clear - showers, beach, cruise, pool, that all makes absolute sense.

But out in public, at the store, at the mall...fugging nasty. I'm weird though.

MetalDog

#286
December 29, 2016, 06:32:24 PM
Are the flip flops in public people the same ones that go to Walmart in their pajamas?  How f-ing lazy do you have to be to not put clothes on to go out in public?!  Oh, wait.  I answered my own question.  IT'S WALMART!!!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#287
December 29, 2016, 06:48:19 PM
Time for your medicine
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#288
December 29, 2016, 07:01:44 PM
After supper
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#289
December 29, 2016, 08:03:06 PM
The nice nurse comes by with your thirteen pills just before Wheel Of Fortune, then it's pudding time, and night-night once the nurse assistant checks your underoos for night soil.

Staggerwing

#290
December 29, 2016, 08:08:51 PM
Different 'medicine'...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#291
December 29, 2016, 08:21:47 PM
That's legal in Alabammy now, ain't it? As long as it's absorbed with a moonshine chaser?

MetalDog

#292
December 29, 2016, 10:06:02 PM
Yeah, no.  The lottery isn't legal.  The demon weed will be legal the day after hell freezes over.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#293
December 30, 2016, 12:17:20 AM
demon weed.....   ::)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#294
December 30, 2016, 10:26:50 AM

besilarius

#295
December 30, 2016, 03:41:26 PM
Just saw it with my daughter.  Enjoyed it really more than any since Empire Strikes Back.
It's an old, well used, trope, but did anyone else notice that the plot is essentially "The Guns of Navarrone?"

Mentioned this to my daughter, who is 30.  "What's the Guns of Navarrone?"
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Gusington

#296
December 30, 2016, 05:45:11 PM
^Oh no...
✡

слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#297
December 30, 2016, 07:11:45 PM
Im sure thats another movie MD hasn't seen.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#298
December 30, 2016, 08:15:33 PM
Quote from: besilarius on December 30, 2016, 03:41:26 PM
Just saw it with my daughter.  Enjoyed it really more than any since Empire Strikes Back.
It's an old, well used, trope, but did anyone else notice that the plot is essentially "The Guns of Navarrone?"

Mentioned this to my daughter, who is 30.  "What's the Guns of Navarrone?"


Bes, you are on to something. Almost all decent scifi movies can be likened to one or a combination of these Alistair MacLean books/movie scripts: Guns of Navaronne, Where Eagles Dare, or Ice Station Zebra.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

besilarius

#299
December 30, 2016, 09:12:20 PM
Good point to think on, Stagger.  Maclean seems to be almost forgotten today, but he was a really good, maybe great writer.
Don't think I could take a movie based on HMS Ulysses, though. 
Has to be some hope in it for me to see a movie.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.
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